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[ttechniic]

i do not "queue". i do not use "peak posting times". i do not "stagger" my art. i post it and then bury it myself. and if it doesnt get notes? i rb it again

[tubapun]

Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)

[tubapun]

Visit Original Link

[sighcomics]

what's the mood

[deathwarlock]

Shaved my head today

[issablog]

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post 

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

[deathwarlock]

look at my head boy

[glittter-vamp]

EXACTAMENTE.

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[important-cat-pics]

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[sigma-time-lord]

My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”

[thefloatingstone]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I need dick on a new level never before seen

[orcboxer]

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

[orcboxer]

*closes my ancient tome* he's ready

*turns to the council* unleash the fractal hypercock

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

[orcboxer]

not impordant right now

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[amygdalae]

Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

[amygdalae]

[cat-faces]

[macklesufficient]

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

[im-out-of-mana]

I might have a new fav elden ring weapon (sound important :))

[im-out-of-mana]

someone in the notes said this was up there with the bloodborne ladder video and I have literally never been more flattered

[thecosmonautical]

the bloodborne ladder video

[hotvampireadjacent]

[theunstoppablenightmare]

[librarycard]

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

[ospreyonthemoon]

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

[creepymutelilbugger]

easy as fuck . were they stupid?