🧿. Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This🧿

[wegogh]

[jojordan-art-deactivated2025120]

[recaption]

[especially]

[understands]

[heartsnmagic]

[perfectquote]

“Happiness never decreases by being shared.”

— Gautama Buddha

[lambo]

[kny111]

Supermoon Rises Behind a Tree – Nikolakakos Panagiotis

[resqectable]

“Compliment people. If you think a good thing about someone, there’s no harm in saying it aloud.”

— Unknown (via perfectquote)

[palmvaults]

[cirilee]

this is the best possible version of fred

[arsonist-arcade]

himbo

[imhonestlyjustsoconfused]

Didn’t he like end up perfectly fine but like killed like five people instead?? All those bones that he broke were not his?

Can someone find those screenshots for me?

[transmadotsuki]

[thesevenumbrellas]

So glad more himbo Fred content is appearing on my dash. People are finally learning the truth!

[the-real-skeletor]

Fred killed Dick Grayson’s parents

[river-bottom-nightmare]

Fred killed Dick Grayson’s Parents

[indywayne]

thats it. thats all he learned.

[indywayne]

this image means a lot more to me now that i know the truth. 

[cherrycolajess]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[theaxonthatsaltered]

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

[psych0mantic]

this needs to be on yalls dash

[everydaysogay-deactivated201501]

If I was taken to build a bear on a date and got to make a stuffed animal I’d literally cry tears of happiness

[unclefather]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

he is becoming self aware

[fonzworthcutlass]

“why must I be like that? why must I chase the cat?”