My weird little world

28. Best friends with my cat. 6th grade teacher.

[pauljosephtwatson]

[catcrumb]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xeptum]

mood

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[sanct-cum-deactivated20170402]

[uglysex]

Boy brow by glossier

[ihatetomblr-4-deactivated201911]

y'all are really missing out on this one

[starscream-moved-blog]

tomorrow’s the big day

[its-arrested-development]

[strayastoner]

[heartsandwheels]

this is eve. she’s a long hair dachshund and seven years old.

[trans-hank-hill-deactivated2015]

This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.

The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes.  There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear.

[nunown]

that bear is naked

[amemait]

I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

[amemait]

I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.

[jack0fficial]

[horrorandhalloween]

by Laure S

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[shiftythrifting]

cabbage boy..

[ahollowyear]

[kanna-ophelia]

I am so happy