Wouldn’t It Be Nice

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[ulan-bator]

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[seymourworld]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[slutauthority]

don’t know why he looks like that ok

[shinonart]

All the custom energy cards I made over the weekend at Ropecon!✨️ This was so much fun and I'm surprised by how popular it was. I was hoping to get maybe five commissions but I ended up having to decline a few because I was running out of time. Honestly seeing people's faces light up when they got the card was the best. I'm happy I was able to offer something memorable and unique and I honestly loved working on all of these. I will definitely offer these in future events as well if I just have the time. I often attend events alone so my time is usually spent serving customers. I will most likely be doing these at Tracon since I have a friend helping out. I might also consider offering these at Finland Card Expo Ratina edition but with either shipping or pickup at Finland Card Expo MEGA in September. Ratina expo is only for a day so I doubt I can finish many of them but there's plenty of time to work on stuff before Kaapelitehdas so that would work best. I will also offer these online once my ridiculously crammed schedule eases up. I will keep you posted!

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[floridakilo]

i hate mental illness diagnosis. what happened to just being quirky and misunderstood

[h0ggtied]

being quirky don't get u tht Addy scrip !!

[floridakilo]

wait period i’m obsessed with you.

[larval-tear]

you called my favorite media… slop? like… for a pig? is that what you think i am? *gets on all fours* is this what i am to you? *snorts* you think i’m a pig? *snorts* *starts sniffing the ground* you think this is funny? huh? *starts squealing* WEEE WEEE WEEEEEEE… you like this? huh? huh? WEEEEEEEEEE *gets up* whatever. just forget it. i don’t care anymore.

[rabbitscreams]

we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist

[rabbitscreams]

female characters are always lighter than male characters. strong characters are almost always dark. aggressive characters are almost always dark. peaceful and intelligent characters are almost always light. even amongst darker characters the lightest one is usually either the leader or the girls. dark is evil and light is good.

[rabbitscreams]

if you try to explain this to a white person they look at you like youre insane

[gay-milton-quotes]

briefly pursuing a career in animation radicalized me on this. So many stories from the industry about how you have to start with your character design as dark as possible, because INEVITABLY you'll get "notes" from higher-ups asking you to make them lighter.

In a class about making a pitch bible my teacher once role-played as a shitty executive with a classmate, pressing them in intentionally abrasive ways about why they made their characters diverse. He emphasized that we had to learn to defend these things, because the racism in the industry is extremely deliberate.

[vforvalensa]

Ronald Wimberly's comic essay, Lighten Up, stays evergreen

[3ofusjust3]

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[joeyclaire]

[wishing-winter-star]

worst and most embarrassing message i have ever received... im so ashamed...

[surskip]

one of my favourite internet things is going back and seeing little kids from across the world react to art

[5weekdays]

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

[5weekdays]

[5weekdays]

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

[5weekdays]

[oneoutros]

I have spread my dreams under your feet; \\ Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

[redstonedust]

old folks were right about one thing it feels good as fuck to go "ugghh" whenever you sit down and stand up.

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[08pmdverse]

figured it was about time i compiled some of my dragonites guild doodles in one post! some more info under the cut

dragonite and lopunny went on an adventure w their own hero, daisy. after saving the world she disappeared back to human world but...she never came back. now years later dragonite and lopunny run a guild together...

and a few more text posts:

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

[qcharlie]

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights