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[husbants]

A sort of chaotic but mostly pleasant enough interview from New Zealand if you guys haven’t seen it!

[diphowell]

can we please get veronica and kath on the podcast. if for nothing else than to talk about their favorite gay waiters.

[diphowell]

can we please get veronica and kath on the podcast. if for nothing else than to talk about their favorite gay waiters.

[bewareofthenotsonewphannie]

oh, so we are just straight up lying now?

except! on spotify

[thinking-emoji]

question yall. I'm sitting my neighbour's cat, and i have only been tasked with feeding her and cleaning her toilet, but oh my god this cat is so fat. I feel like I have to exercise her. What makes cats want to play? I don't have a laser pointer and she doesn't gaf about the balls that are here nor the fish video I just tried to show her. she literally only wants to eat and lie down

cat tax under the cut

[phodcast]

affirmations 💗

— maybe go outside to feel more alive

— you’d be nowhere without twitter

— don’t stop posting shit

— tumblr is a part of you

[defectivegembrain]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

[sconesfortea]

[phandom-exchange]

psa apparently we're the new nigerian prince who has accidentally reported us and urgently needs to speak but can't talk here in the replies of an unrelated post

as the resident ticket resale blog I'm starting to feel like I have to make a post because. listen. this is ridiculous

If one person sells their m&g ticket, you can buy that m&g ticket. If 15 different blogs that only have 4 posts from 2025 in their archive all suddenly sell their m&g tickets on the same day, you probably can't buy those m&g tickets!

[blondephil]

actually so fucking funny to play gay chicken with your boyfriend on camera while pretending you’re straight. no one was doing it like them.

[fryday]

No because the Golden Pig Fan Question™️ was actually so well thought out, verbalized, and presented and I was SO worried it was going to be something silly or way too invasive and then they IMMEDIATELY DID THE DAN AND PHIL ANSWERING QUESTIONS™️ THING aASDFFKGKHLÑSJFGJ guys PLEASE

scratching my eyes out brother WHYYY are they like this. the problem is what we did get, in the question + (dan's) answer, was SO GOOD. i love the question and agree with you, i think it was thoughtful and well-considered, paid a lot of respect to what they do as a CRAFT (asking specifically about which projects they would redo) while being cognizant of the fact that their personal growth journeys heavily influence their craft (asking what they would have done differently as the people they are now). personally this is the kind of question i wish dan and phil would answer WAY more — if only more people would ask them. like you said it can very often lean all the way parasocial (sometimes invasively but often just like — asking the questions you'd ask a friend, you know. and there is a place for those questions!!! i love those questions. just like, maybe not all the time?)

dan maybe didn't exactly answer what the question was asking but it was SUCH a lovely response and one that carried a lot of emotional weight for us as a community!!! idec that it didn't follow the question to the letter because i feel like it answered the essence of it — how would the person you are now retroactively affect a part of / the course of your career. to say he wouldn't have gone on hiatus is IMMENSELY healing imo, even if that can't actually be taken back and everyone who lived through it still had to live through it lmao.

phil initially completely missing the point of the question can be forgiven because he was being really sweet. it's clear what his brain prioritises and it's their relationship. obviously coming out about it has affected their careers hugely, and maybe that's the angle he was coming at it from — there is no one project he would have specifically redone as the person he is now, rather all their projects would have been affected for the better if they'd done it out and proud. VERY SWEET SENTIMENT. UNFORTUNATELY! RAAAAAAHHHHHHH BC WE NEVER GOT A REVISED ANSWER FROM HIM

this is where i feel like the phroducers could step in more. dnp's job is to yap and bounce off each other and go on funny little tangents but i think for the sake of creating an actual professional (high quality) product, the phroducers could act more as dnp's QC managers. dnp aren't gonna notice these things bc they're shooting the shit but the phroducers could!!! keep an eye on content while dnp handle the flow. especially important as this isn't some random richard ball this is the much-awaited golden pig question! anyway

[fryday]

dan failing to ensure phil answered The long-awaited and carefully crafted Golden Ball question and then phil immediately making sure dan answered the "do you trust birds" question. welcome to the dan and phil experience

[bruhteeth]

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: december 26th, 2017

[antiadvil]

“phan is real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “you’re fetishizing gay relationships!” I am very close to ending it all when one posh voice and one northern voice command silence over the crowd. “He’s right, please write more yaoi.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back. Then they come onstage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[bruhteeth]

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: december 26th, 2017

[vileladyvillain]

wish british people were real

instagram: strange_ensemble

[maraudersvibes]

With the talk of AU fanfiction on both the pizza video and the podcast, my theory is there is going to be a fanfiction segment in the tour and here are my thoughts about what that could be as someone who has attended 2 of their tours and watched all 4:

1. Fanfiction madlibs where the audience has to fill in the blanks on a Dan and Phil fanfic that they then read dramatically

2. Fanfiction improv where they get audience prompts for an AU and then spend 2 minutes acting out the Dan and Phil dentist fic or whatever the fuck

3. AU or Our U where Dan and Phil tell a story and we have to vote on whether we think it’s an alternate universe idea or it really happened (I.e. sneaking into a closet at radio 1 to KISS 😱)

Which do you think is most likely?

1. Madlibs

2. Improv

3. AU or Our U

Those are all dumb

I will reblog with a 4th silly fanfiction tour idea so Sophie can read it

Voting ended onJul 7

[lizardsmp3]

so the literal only margaritas reviewed on fuckyeahmargaritas are from chiquitos and cloud 23. two of his very first date spots with phil. like that’s fine. that’s really really fine

[thinking-emoji]

yall dan and phil can read phanfic if they want to??? what is this discourse i'm seeing on my dash