Nif-Nif

Just a dumbdumb who wants to look at funny thing and stuff

[nifkea]

Dear Mom,

You pushed me down to the ground and away from you for so many years. Telling me how I'd never amount to anything no matter how hard I'd try and how much I disappointed you with each breath.

You spent year and years hurting me mentally with every word that came out your mouth and physically every chance we were alone, if you were angry enough. Though it never left scars or made me bleed, the bruises showed.

You had made me watch as you hurt yourself, blaming me and telling me I caused it cause I wasn't a good enough child. You told your friends how you had hurt yourself on accident, and I would stand there behind you as you'd tell those lies and just smile and pretend I was breaking down inside more and more with each word coming out of your mouth.

You're are the biggest reason for my attempts at taking my own life. You will never recognize that and will never apologize for the pain that you caused me. Making it out that you were the perfect mother and I was just a troublesome child trying to get attention.

Every time I had done something worth an achievement, youd laugh and say how you did better at your age and ask why I couldn't be a better daughter and do better than that.

You sat me down after my fourteenth birthday and had me take shots with you till I could barely walke, and continued to get me to drink with you for years. I took it as my mom actually wanting to spend time with me and making me "cool".

You told me and encouraged me to cheat on my significant others. Telling me to get pregnant so you could have a baby and that's the only way I'd make you proud.

You shaped me in every which way that you could manage to make me into the perfect little pushover that would listen to your every word in hope of making you proud or have you smile at me. I was your toy, your stress ball to take your anger out on.

I hate you with every ounce of my being, yet I cant let you go no matter how hard I try or how much you make me cry.

I hope with these meds and the distance between us that you'll see what you've done and they you'll change.

I love you mum, even though you dont seem to love me.

[problematicparrot]

Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

Source

[ren-of-rationality]

My god I love her.

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.

When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”.

Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”.

The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”.

Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted.

[eric-coldfire]

Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex.

[guyveranimefan87-blog]

If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here.

Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he?

Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”. 

Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular.

As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!”

It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better.

According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables. 

Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%…

… But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time.

I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then…

There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration…

And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia

Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder…

So… Thanks Hollywood?

[fierceawakening]

I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this.

[elfybean]

[a-huge-nerd]

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

[elfybean]

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

[defydamage]

I love you Archbishop Frank.

[ausgoth]

no words

[frawgs]

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

[frawgs]

WAIT THAT MEANS

[samephonewhothis]

[dragons]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

[badluckcrow1]

“He’s got a million of them Harleen”

[frickmyrick-deactivated20170811]

DON’T ROMANTICIZE HARLEY AND THE JOKER’S RELATIONSHIP

[cookievampiress]

*STARES AT HOT TOPIC DEAD IN THE FACE*

[alvin-flang]

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

[stopharry]

how is screaming “I wanna suck your dick” to a band member you just met any different from someone catcalling you on the street

[hustlerclique-deactivated201505]

Read this Read it again and again

[touchyourblood]

Applies to actors, athletes, and other famous people as well.

[shanology]

Just because you’ve been fantasizing about them forever doesn’t mean that in their eyes, you’re anything more than a very creepy stranger sexually harassing them 

[radi0gaga-deactivated20190224]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[starchild0985]

This is how I feel about people yelling DADDY in comments on different band members’ IG accounts. We don’t know these folks just because we listen to their music. Fantasizing is great–but keep it to private arenas.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

““Does the guard think I’m involved in this?” “You’re an eleven foot tall legs and torso with tentacles on their head. Of COURSE you’re involved!””

— The Dungeon Mistress, upon saying that yes, breaking into a jewelry shop with hentai hair is a little suspicious

[sailorbrazil]

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

[sailorbrazil]

her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass

[sailorbrazil]

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

[iamoutofideas]

her house looks like a taco bell

[sailorbrazil]

it is

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The longer you stay at home, the more homeless you start to look.

[kitty]

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

[brainbubblegum]

Sony made both movies so they obviously exist in the same universe

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

Sorry for the long post but this is legit one of the BEST movies I’ve ever seen

[mila-silvertail-deactivated2019]

What movie is this?!?!

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

Chirin no Suzu / Ringing Bell

Based on a book, it’s a fantastic movie and it’s just 45 minutes long.

[belladonna-lavender]

Edgy

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

[kawaii-kozume]

Oh? Would you elaborate?

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

[soundofbloom]

I’ve been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn’t listen. Every time you said ‘Farm Boy do this’ you thought I was answering ‘As you wish’ but that’s only because you were hearing wrong. ‘I love you’ was what it was, but you never heard.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987)