How did you even get here?

=================== "I'm not sure about 'friend,' but we do have an awkward bond of sorts. " =================== Prince of Void SLYTHERIN

[wolfgangreborn]

Goodnight

[mitaffenartigergeschwendigkeit]

How’re ya now?

[fuselii]

legends 

[toxictiktoks]

👁👁

[baphonnicula]

good animation, terrible everything else

[databent]

gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ﾌﾞｫﾝ but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ﾌﾞｫﾝ

[halfwit]

Can you make him throw this 🍍

[databent]

as you wish

(っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍍ﾌﾞｫﾝ

[halfwit]

Great! Now can you catch something for me?

[databent]

yeah ok

(っ’-‘)っ

[halfwit]

Here you go!

💖

[databent]

(っ;-;)っ💖=͟͟͞͞

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐

[twisteddelusion]

[smallestdogswilldie]

why do u guys think intrusive thoughts are shit like “hnnhnnnng Ball” its literally like. unwanted thoughts about poisoning dinner guests or killing your children or incest like its not some Fun Haha Relatable Mental Illness feel! its vey stressful and theyre almost impossible to get rid of

[bustarose]

In addition to the ones mentioned its also shit like breaking your own bones or gouging your eyes out or weird fucked up sexual shit that you arent into but the thought just comes out of nowhere and you feel disgusted with yourself even though you know you can’t control it and you know rationally you have absolutely no desire to act on these intrusive thoughts but you can’t help but be disgusted with yourself for the intrusive thoughts being there anyways

[friendlyhougen-deactivated20190]

Pokemon vs Digimon

Pokemon:

Digimon:

[black-jeangrey-deactivated20220]

[briennesjaime]

lannister brothers edition

[rachelamberish]

oh my god blink twice if y’all need help

[likexporcelain]

i’m watching a hostage tape

[hauntedcephalopod]

i dont even go here and i feel like i should help them

[the-great-uniter]

[harte-darrigan-deactivated20220]

[bitchesofostwick]

me: okay time to jump into the action scene

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: … “SUDDENLY”

[mlwangbooks]

My go-to fixes for this:

but before [Character] could [verb], ACTION!

[Character] was about to [verb] when ACTION!

but no sooner had [something] than ACTION!

but just as [something boring], ACTION!

BANG!/CRASH!/BOOM! ACTION!

“Character dialogue starting some sentence about–” ACTION!

Character’s internal monologue starting some sent– ACTION!

Narrator starting some– ACTION!

… ACTION!

Why extend your readers the courtesy of a ‘suddenly’ except to vary sentence structure?

[exploitastic]

[toptony]

Clue (1985) dir: johnathan lynn

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

[mirukaiam]

If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues

[dont-at-m3]

ima just leave these here

[aleniksimmer]

Zag right now: Ops, I did it again

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