Nobody's Empire

Just your average meme-loving fuck. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Rhi: 27, cat/music enthusiast and massive dork~ Lying among the stars

[lolwtfmemes]

[darthmauls]

ken is just ken.

[enchantedbook]

‘Dance Macabre, 1918’ by Robert Warren Harrison

[itznarcotic]

[fairycosmos]

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

[fairycosmos]

he doesn’t know wtf is going on

[catchymemes]

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

[tumbwr]

if i were the mobile game ad player i would match the puzzle tiles so well that they’d save the king. no i get it, you’re just bad at the game and i’m inherently better than you. i’d get that guy his gold. i’d save the king from drowning.

[gobblechopstv]

[sodomydog]

Breaking Bad

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

Losing my mind over this

[softservewidow]

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Next:

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[pipistrellus]

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

[cungadero]

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck

[sunb1eeder]

everyone wants a bad girl until she starts putting blood in your cocktails 🙄🙄🙄

[elegantgothicoctopi]

Absolute cowards.

[teathattast]

[tyjrose]

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[retrogamingblog2]