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29. Bi. Tired of it! Tired of it!!!

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[eregyrn-falls]

It may not be apparent to everyone how to easily find out who wrote the poem in the tags, so: @mumblesplash

(an instant-classic example of a Tumblr thread where so many people add value!)

[pawnshopsouls]

So wherever you look, be it near or far,

know Hope can be found wherever you are.

[coughloop]

[spaghetrikov]

Donate to Support Nathaniel's Journey to Stability, organized by Simon Piecha

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I know this isn't the kind of post I usually make, but it's important. One of my good friends just got kicked out without any warning by his parents. After finally standing up to their years of controlling, financially abusive behavior, he has been left suddenly without a home after they made him leave with only his phone, wallet, and the clothes on his back.

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[rnismatch]

*received phone call from weed cigarette*

Weed cigarette: Please don't smoke me. I don't want to die

[bunniope]

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

[gayboyemployee]

this stupid little beaver bitch

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

turn around and drive 581 miles in the opposite direction to see bucee. fuck you

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[infectiouspiss]

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

[bennygesserit]

[gjjuddmk2]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[thefrictioninurjeans]

[disgustinggf]

[reddslym]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lazorsandparadox]

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn't have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

[kingfucko]

[lmao @sweetenby​]

[gwendolyn-of-loxley]

You're telling me an Ocean Eleven'd this casino?

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard