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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.
house heritage post
pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword
okay discourse over weâve settled it now
If you canât find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesnât deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblogâŚ
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
âŚCanât think of a single note. :)
Discworld fans explaining their favorite characters:
1.âDeath is sooo funny!â
2.âYeah, I know, acab. But this guy works directly for the tyrant and hates just about everyone andâŚâ
3.âSo this guy has used many increasingly silly names in the past, but his real name is Moistâ
4.âomg, Death is adorable!â
5.âHeâs afraid of everything, except for his homicidal suitcaseâ
6. âSo thereâs this ratâŚâÂ
7.âBasically a crazy cat lady. But with dragons. Which explode.â
8.âDeath, my belovedâ
9.âHeâs the worst! I love him!â*
10.âI want to be a witch when I grow upâ
âYouâre thirty six and magic isnât realâ
â*sigh* You donât get it.â
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* May apply to multiple characters
11. A very little man who thinks everything is neat (and by everything I mean literally flipping everything)
12. A butler with a very large knife and dirty street fighting expertise
13. An adorable toddler totally and utterly obsessed with poo
14. A lady who goes after the monsters under the bed with a solid metal crowbar on a regular basis
15. A level 100 politician with the assassin background
16. Discworlds first jet-propelled dragon (see also: 7)
17. The B-Ook-keeper of Unseen University
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Iâm only just realizing thst the âCatnipâ is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like heâs passing it from hand to hand
In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted
How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.
Oh snap!
As an engineer, this makes me happy.
If only one loop of this gif were equal to one secondâŚ
easy peasy
watching this while listening to a clock ticking is the best decision i have ever made
You may like this amazing web page then: https://ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/ Itâs a full break down of how a mechanical watch works, every single part including a complication. Every diagram is interactive and beautifully put together. Itâs a fantastic read, fun to play with and really informative.
Seconding this recommendation, and in fact this personâs entire blog: he has multiple of these explainers and theyâre all good.
In particular, if youâre a programmer who finds floating point numbers to be exotic dark magic, I strongly recommend his Exposing Floating Point post. There are many guides/tutorials on floating point arithmetic out there but IMO this is the best one and makes them really not seem so difficult by the end of it (or at least, all their counterintuitive behavior now makes sense).
fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!
Your mom and aunts arenât on tumblr. Please warn them about this as well.Â
Thank you! Iâve been looking for the TERF-free version of this.
reblogging because this happened to my mom. it wasnât cancer but her doctor told her that she would need biopsy surgery every six months to ensure it wasnât cancer. she opted to have it all removed while she was still healthy and fit as opposed to sick. itâs been six months and sheâs back to where she was pre-surgery.
get this shit checked.
Yeah, thatâs part of why I just had a hysterectomy. My biopsy being Suspicious meant Iâd have to keep having them all the time and I was like WELL FUCK THAT.
girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived
AND YOUR PONYTAIL IS TOO TIGHT
Iâve literally seen Riker do all of these
The man is just tall enough that he doesnât have to move chairs.
Fun fact! He did this because Jonathan Frakes had a back problem. It was easier for him to do this
Fascinating! I did not know that!
itâs why heâs always doing the riker lean, too! where he puts one foot up on something and rests an arm on his own leg! he fucked up his back moving furniture when he was younger.
Disability accommodations do not have to be made into a big deal. He just⌠did that. And it became part of the physicality of the character. And we all joked about it, because without the context of the actorâs physical discomfort/pain, that is an objectively funny way to approach a chair. But Jonathan Frakes has the raw charisma to make it work, and by Gd he worked the hell out of it.
Yeah, not to get, just, TOTALLY off on a tangent, but it reminds me of the classic âBartlet Jacket Maneuverâ from The West Wing. Â
This is how Martin Sheen puts on a jacket, and he does it that way because of an injury done to his arm when he was born. His left arm was crushed by forceps as they were removing him from the birth canal, which made that arm shorter than the other and also limited his overall movement. So, he puts on a jacket like thisâbecause he has to. He just doesnât have the movement and flexibility necessary to slip his arm into the sleeves another way.Â
But, on the showâŚhe just did it, and did it with such panache and confidence that no one dared even question it. He played President Bartlet on TV for, like, 6 years, and so for 6 years that was just how Fictional President of the United States put his jacket on. And, yeah, it was a bit odd maybe, people definitely noticed, but mostly all anyone actually thought about it was âDamn, that looks cool and badass as fuck.âÂ
It became a signature for the character, not in any kind of negative or âthatâs weirdâ way, but just, likeâŚsomething unique and special that people recognized and had really positive associations with. Youâd see that jacket flip and it would trigger this little bright smiley âFuck yeah, you go getâem!â feeling inside.Â
Thereâs even this bit, in one of the showâs most acclaimed episodes, that includes flashbacks to when the character is much younger, and they had the younger actor do this move when he puts on a jacket (which he had to learn how to do of course) and then used it as a transition cut to the present day character finishing the motionâa way of linking them together, making them feel more like one person with one continuing story to the audience. And like, I remember, seeing it when it first aired, and fuck, I got chills, it was just such great moment! They were literally using this little detail, that was entirely due to the actor adapting to his disability, as a way to ground their flashback sequences with the present storyline and make those scenes feel more real and present to the audience and it worked. Because nobody working on the show saw Sheenâs funky jacket move as problem, they actually found a way for it to actively make the story better.Â
Anyway, blah blah blah, characters being interesting and having unique elements informed by their actors doesnât take anything away from the work but actually adds to it, yadda yadda yadda.Â
If you havenât seen Jonathan Frakes reacting to this video, treat yourself. Itâs always a delight to see people being awesome about fan stuff.
I was hoping to see a vid of Frakes reacting. Thanks @vaspider for including!
I actually met him briefly while he and the other celeb guests at my local con were waiting for their car. It took me a sec to realize it was them, but I ended up saying an awkward hi and I remember him being friendly. We didnât shake hands bc I was very aware that they were on their way somewhere and made a point to be quick and gst out. I forget what he said - it was in highschool during an difficult part of my life that I struggle to remember - but every story Iâve heard of him has been positive, and he definitely gave off that energy when I saw him.
Anyway hereâs a poem I wrote about my cat
After âDo not stand at my grave and weepâ, author disputed:
Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. Itâs in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.
I wrote one for my roommateâs cat as well;
Do not stand at my feet and cry Itâs VEGETABLES, you silly guy! Your begging will not change the food Into a thing you think is good Iâll give you things not cheese or meat You sniff at them and then retreat And yet, as soon as chopping starts You run back in and beg for parts You squint your eyes at plant-based food And yet you wonât stop BEGGING, dude! Do not stand by the stove and bleat You donât like this. You will not eat.
I haven't had the best day, but this...this made me laugh so hard I had to get a tissue and wipe my eyes đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
crowley 1970-1972: yeah building 2 towers really tall and next to each other in new york city is a really good idea
Aziraphale: Yeah and we should fill them with asbestos too. To make them fireproof!
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To give more context: The reviewer was Jean Lorrain, who also was gay. Both showed up to the duel and both missed on purpose.
gay people can never just ask each other out
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