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@nightingaleslament
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
I heard that Carrie died bathed in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. What a way to go.
A machine learning algorithm helped decode the squeaks Egyptian fruit bats make in their roost, revealing that they
The four most common sounds roosting bats make at each other are apparently:
Disputes over food
Disputes over roosting position
Disputes over “unwanted male advances”
Disputes over being too close together
Me??????
neo-nazis: we’re your neighbors! look how cute our family is! we have a dog we buy groceries, and we go to church! normal americans! :)
me:
dark hozier take me to hell
Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch
date a girl who will storm heaven and devour God
If my boy wants to stand, then I will help him
What was the great moose disinterest of 1950?
(in reference to the fact that most of my posts about moose and assorted cervids are tagged “the great moose disinterest of 1950″)
I don’t quite remember why it happened but about 2 years ago I reblogged something about moose, and took the opportunity to show off this worrying graph from Google, indicating the use of the word “moose” in the past 200 years. Enjoy it below.
Now, you can clearly see that interest in the word “moose” was at a peak around 1920 (around the time when Great Grand-daddy Glass was hunting them through the swamps of darkest Canada) - a glorious era for Moose. “Moose” danced across tongues, lumbering through books and newspapers, evoking smells of balsam, cranberry, lingonberry, snow - slipping like a dark heavy shadow through the literature, bringing mystery and power from the very heart of the Deep Woods. It sloshed and frolicked through the language, it was kept in circulation, it flourished and thrived. The wordsmiths worked overtime, it was beautiful. Moose were officially Fascinating; the word built power until it spiked like a minaret.
But then there was an abrupt Moose Decline around the time of the Depression. “Moose?” people said scornfully. “In THIS economy?” The Great Moose Boom was over.
The beautiful word “moose” no longer circulated across the spirits of the people; they grew silent, indifferent - they could only afford to keep workaday, economical, practical words like “soap”. Their spirits were low - nay, they were crushed by hunger and betrayal, and the need for practicality. They couldn’t afford meat, let alone Moose.
Unwanted, obscure, the moose slipped back into the shadowed duskwoods and silent deepforests.
In 1950, the decline was further precipitated, and soon the world was plunged into the Great Moose Disinterest of 1950. People didn’t even scoff the word “moose.” They just huffed dismissively. That’s how bad it got.
“Deer,” meanwhile, clung grimly to relevance and stayed interesting, as they always have. They went into a slump, but their sheer diversity and ability to colonize any habitat kept them in circulation. You just can’t keep a deer down. It’s possible that some Moose stayed interesting because of their connection to Deer.
So that’s where we are today - moose are slowly, tentatively capturing imaginations once more. Perhaps, in their return to glory and fame, they could take inspiration from their distant cousins, the Gnu:
Gnu, as you see, became incredibly interesting in the 90s, due to the gnus cleverly harnessing their chariot to the rising star of “not being Unix.” (GNU, you see, obviously stands for “Gnu’s Not Unix,” which should explain everything. It is related to Linux - often packaged as Gnu/Linux - and is used in the context of open-source operating systems. The next time you use an operating system that is divorced from corporate hegemony and monopolistic control, you can thank a gnu.)
So you can see that any ungulate can rescue itself from obscurity, sometimes by simple and accessible methods, such as not being Unix!
Terry Pratchett, who was secretly a little bit of a geek, slipped a running joke about GNU into one of his books, and now we say “GNU Terry Pratchett,” because a man’s not dead while his name is still spoken;
and, also spoken, also written, also not dead - are the moose. Which are coming back, and will rise. The Great Moose Disinterest is ending, and personally, I want to bring them back out of the slumps and shadows. For now, more than ever, we may need them.
Moose moose moose moose moose.
The popularity of the word “moose” also coincidences with the rise and fall of the short-lived Progressive Party in the US, aka the “Bull Moose Party”. Thanks, Roosevelt.
I was coming here to say this, like, “Wasn’t there a political party that could be causing that spike?”
Thanks, Roosevelt.
Jennifer Lawrence laughed about desecrating native land in Hawaii — and is being dragged for it
(not beta read because a: I’m impatient b: it’s supposed to be failwolf FRIDAY)
Derek discreetly shifted from foot to foot, his jaw clenched against a chatter, and hissed in displeasure when shoving his hands under his armpits made him come into contact with the cold leather of his jacket. The lower-half of his face buried into the raised collar of his coat, Stiles looked sideways at him.
“You cold?”
“No,” Derek said through gritted teeth, staring manfully ahead at the empty tracks and the handful of cluttered people shivering on the platforms.
Stiles rolled his eyes, took off his gloves and slapped them against his chest.
“Here.”
Derek tried to push the gloves away but Stiles dodged with a flat look and pressed them into his hands.
“You’re going to be cold,” Derek protested gloomily, at which Stiles waved towards his inadequate attire.
“I’m not the one who’s underdressed for the weather.”
“No, you’re the one who’s human.”
Stiles raised his eyebrows and whistled as if in wonder, his eyes hard.
“Are you looking for a fight? You sound like you’re looking for a fight.”
Derek took a hold of the gloves in his haste to placate him. Stiles let go with a pointed look that told him he was very aware of the reasoning behind Derek’s actions.
Derek fingered the gloves, reluctant to put them on even though the body-heat they retained felt tantalizing.
“What if your hands get cold?” He insisted.
“Then I’ll put them in my pockets. Or in your pockets, I can put them in your pockets.”
“You want me to wear your gloves so I don’t get cold and use my pockets so you don’t either. That doesn’t make any sense,” Derek sniped even as he slipped them on.
“It’s romantic,” Stiles drawled right back, watching him rub his gloved hands together.
“It’s moronic.”
“Same thing,” Stiles said, absently taking Derek’s hands into his own. His knuckles were already red from the cold, the skin split at places.
“Have you been taking courting advice from Scott?” Derek asked, barely aware of the words leaving his lips as he watched Stiles press his hands against his mouth.
Stiles hummed noncommitally and breathed out hot and wet against the cloth. Derek found himself torn between grudging arousal and disgruntled disgust, which was a feeling he usually experienced when Stiles ate, drank, spoke, or so much as breathed in general.
Stiles exhaled slowly once more and let go. Derek fought against the urge to raise his hands to his face and breathe in and instead rubbed them together, shaking his head to clear his thoughts when Stiles spoke up:
“Better?”
“No, now it’s just cold - and wet,” Derek griped.
Stiles snickered and shoved his hands in his own pockets, leaning against him. “I can’t believe I ever thought you were imposing and badass.”
“You did?” Derek asked surprised and pleased, leaning back.
“For all of three seconds, yeah.”
Derek contemplated stepping back and letting Stiles crash on the floor.
Instead he said :
“Weren’t you supposed to use my pockets?”
Stiles blinked, trying to make sense of the non sequitur, smiled lazily when he figured it out, burrowing his hands more deeply into his coat.
“It’s moronic, you said,” He teased, sagging even more into Derek’s side who took the brunt of his weight without a word, went as far as to loop an arm around his shoulders.
“I’ve been told it’s romantic.”
“And you’re a sucker for romance aren’t you?”
“Don’t make me say something mushy because I will and then we’ll both lose all remaining respect for me,” Derek said, tugging impatiently at Stiles’s arms until he freed his hands and could manhandle them into his awaiting pockets.
“The leather’s cold,” Stiles complained with his chin pressed against Derek’s shoulder. “Also, I feel like I should be doing a really bad sex joke right now, and I want it to be known that I‘m holding it back.”
“Please do,” Derek groaned, sounding pained.
He felt Stiles shake against him and looked down ready to offer his meager jacket, his anything, to fight off the cold, only to find him laughing silently to himself.
“Glad you’re entertained,” He sighed.
“It was a good joke,” Stiles smirked.
They stood on the platform, winced at the squeals of the brakes of an incoming train, watched the billowing fog of their breathing.
Stiles nudged him.
“Thanks for coming, you know. Visit. We’re all sort of ridiculously co-dependent, I never thought we’d survive the first week of college, let alone mid-terms.”
Derek didn’t know what to say to that so he settled for brushing his lips against Stiles’ temple and enjoying the warmth of his body pressed against his while they waited for the train that would take him back to Beacon Hills.
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
ACTUALLY
This is really exciting, linguistically speaking.
Because it’s not true that Tumblr never uses punctuation. But it is true that lack of punctuation has become, itself, a form of punctuation. On Tumblr the lack of punctuation in multisentence-long posts creates the function of rhetorical speech, or speech that is not intended to have an answer, usually in the form of a question. Consider the following two potential posts. Each individual line should be taken as a post:
ugh is there any particular reason people at work have to take these massive handfuls of sauce packets they know they’re not going to use like god put that back we have to pay for that stuff
Ugh. Is there any particular reason people at work have to take these massive handfuls of sauce packets they know they’re not going to use? Like god, put that back. We have to pay for that stuff.
In your head, those two potential posts sound totally different. In the first one I’m ranting about work, and this requires no answer. The second may actually engage you to give an answer about hoarding sauce packets. And if you answer the first post, you will likely do so in the same style.
Here’s what makes this exciting: the English language has no actual punctuation for rhetorical speech–that is, there are no special marks that specifically indicate “this speech is in the abstract, and requires no answer.” Not only that, it never has. The first written record of English (actually proto-English, predating even Old English) dates to the 400s CE, so we’re talking about 1600 years of having absolutely no marker whatsoever for rhetorical speech.
A group of teens and young adults on a blogging website literally reshaped a deficit a millennium and a half old in our language to fit their language needs. More! This group has agreed on a more or less universal standard for these new rules, which fits the definition of “language.” Which is to say Tumblr English is its own actual, real, separate dialect of the English language, and because it is spoken by people worldwide who have introduced concepts from their own languages into it, it may qualify as a written form of pidgin.
Tumblr English should literally be treated as its own language, because it does not follow the rules of any form of formal written English, and yet it does have its own consistent internal rules. If you don’t think that’s cool as fuck then I don’t even know what to tell you.
i love this post
This is super cool! Also idk if this has any relevance whatsoever but if you wanna have an argument inside one tag you cannot have commas in it so that’s a real existing constraint that has forced tumblrites to construct commaless sentences and perhaps this has helped in adopting the custom into posts as well ok I have no idea if this is what’s happened just I think it’s a reasonable assumption there might be a connection
^this.
The tags are absolutely a factor. You want someone to take a breath in the middle of a sentence, you start a new tag. You want to have, as seen here, this removable piece between commas (does it have a name?) - you have 5 tags in this sentence alone. And sometimes you just
pause in the middle of a sentence…
and let your voice
trail away
look at all you precious brilliant nerds nerding about language you make me so fucking happy omg
language is this constantly evolving thing tbh, it doesn’t remain the same unless it’s dead and the people who used it gone so seeing the evolution of the language used on tumblr is literally so fucking amazing i want to cry with joy at it
because we also add in words from other languages, or make entirely new words up as additional terms to denote something (see ‘tol’ and ‘smol’ in relation to ‘tall’ and ‘small’) and this is constant. we are doing this daily without any sort of breathing space because there’s millions of us on this hellsite and we are constantly talking and so the language changes day-by-day until we have general, universal rules for what to do in a post, what to add in our tags, how to add it, why we add it, what we mean by it
we’ve created a language in the same way our ancestors all did: by building on the ones that came before and changing them to suit our needs and our system
and that’s fucking awesome okay
awesome
I love this so much and language is so great and I’ve noticed the lack of punctuation thing recently, even on twitter, and used it for like a specific kind of rhetorical effect. idk it’s so fun I fucking love linguistics and the evolution of language
Parent Zimbits HC
So I have this HC that generally Bitty’s in charge of his daughter’s hair and clothes when she’s little. Because he had a lot of experience figure skating–helping some of the girls with their hair buns and plaits and stuff. And he’s meticulous about fashion.
And Jack Laurent “yellow crocs” Zimmermann isn’t allowed to make decisions when it comes to these sorts of things. Which is probably a good idea because little Amelie Zimmermann-Bittle has inherited her papa’s fashion sense.
One year Bitty gets called away for some Food Network thing, and he’s gonna be gone for picture day at Amelie’s school. But he forgets, right? Because normally Bitty would leave explicit instructions and probably email Amelie’s teacher to help with hair stuff. Normally it wouldn’t even be a big deal because uniforms, but picture day means free dress so….
Jack, of course is Panicking™ because what does he do oh my goddddd. So he’s stood in the middle of her room in is ancient joggers and a faded Samwell t-shirt staring at her wardrobe like….help.
Bitty’s not answering his phone because he’s busy, and Lardo’s out of the country and Shitty just laughs him off the line because, “Brah clothes are a social construct. Plus why not let her choose, her body her choice, right?”
That kind of makes sense to Jack, so he just kneels down and he’s like, “Okay coucou, what do you want to wear?”
And she taps her lil chin and looks way too much like Bitty for Jack to feel like she’s not up to something. In the end she picks out her custom Zimmermann #1 jersey, a pair of yellow and purple striped tights, blue shorts over those, and a bright green tutu.
Jack’s pretty sure none of those things actually go together but he’s just like…well, she seems happy. He looks all worried but she just pats him on the arm and says, “It’s okay papa, I look so pretty.” And how the hell can he argue with that?
He manages to tame her hair a bit with a comb, and fastens a big bow on it, and then takes her hand and they head off to school.
Her teachers greets them on the playground and she’s like… “Eric out of town?”
And Jack is just like, crisse, he’s going to KILL me because he’s looking round at all these kids in their smartest clothes with their hair done JUST SO. But then the teacher starts laughing and Jack looks over at all of Amelie’s friends who are just SO IMPRESSED with her, and she’s just BEAMING.
Jack takes a couple of videos and a few pics in case Bitty tries to murder him over this because it’s a literal possibility at this point. Anyway he has to leave, so he does, and says like nineteen prayers that day.
When he picks Amelie up, her bow is gone, but she says her teacher helped her brush her hair before the picture and all the kids loved her outfit and she told them all about how her papa helped her look so nice for her photos.
She, of course, sells Jack out when Bitty skypes later that night. After she goes to bed, Bitty laughs at Jack’s face and he’s like, “Honey, relax, it’s fine. I know I can be a little prissy when it comes to these things, but she seemed so happy.”
Jack sends Bitty the videos and on the laptop Jack watches Bitty watch them with a mixture of amusement and horror. “Oh Lordy Jack how did she talk you into letting her wear that!”
“She told me she looked so pretty, I couldn’t help it!”
They get the photos in a few weeks, and Bitty sends them all to everyone. Bob and Alicia, and Coach and Suzanne each have one blown up to put on their wall, and literally everyone they know has at least a wallet-sized one of her.
On the next free-dress, Bitty stays in bed and kicks Jack in the shins. “You know she’s gonna want you to get her ready this morning.”
Jack lifts a brow at him. “You sure you can handle it?”
Bitty laughs. “If it gets the pair of you to smile, then yeah. I can.”
Jack kisses him, then stumbles out of bed to let their wild child pick out her outfit of the day.
“Beaten to death with a farm hoe.”
“That’s amazing. I’m blown away.”
“You think he deserved it?”
“Yeah. I have no doubt.”
(x)
“That’s a horrible way to die, Anderson!” “He had 12 slaves! I don’t feel bad for him.”
Anderson Cooper is my most non-problematic fave
The speed and the assurance with which Anderson answered that he absolutely believed his ancestor deserved to die was astounding to me. I’ve never seen a mainstream public figure do that before.
me @ myself: you're so gay lmao
me @ myself: stop bi erasure.
when you finally come out of your room
People who live in places it doesn't snow: Snow is so pretty! People who live where it snows are so lucky.
People who live where it snows: fucking Inconvenience Powder