DUNKIN THESE NUTS

formerly an xmen fan account and have now pivoted hard into AKOTSK. transmasc. I follow from dunkin-nuts.

[weirwxxds]

yk i feel like dunk would’ve had an easier time reminding people about ser arlan if he started with “ya know the guy with the third leg in his pants”. would probably worked better in advancing that walk down memory lane

[15-lizards]

I think Dunks problem is that everyone wants to fuck him but they’re all pushing a degradation kink on him and he just thinks they’re being mean

[alicewiththreefingers]

[knockingsoftly]

if ashford had one of these baelor might still be with us 😢

[sacred-portal]

[frogmoss1]

weewee the stowaway

[urkuri]

[nonlynear]

it’s over for me in a new and exciting way

[nonlynear]

my mutuals have escaped samsara and are beckoning me to do the same

[dont-try-pesticide]

[baelorsbeard]

Had a ridiculous reference pic on my phone that I needed to exorcise 😂 Anyway, what if Baelor had just reached out in the Ashford solar and honked one. What if.

[miruarium]

The king and his man👑🛡

(aka Baelor lives and Dunk eventually becomes part of his Kingsguard😌)

[notanothernogoodblog]

Do you like dancing? 🕺🏻🦌🏰😊

animation by tan2w

[sobeautifullyobsessed]

No one ever talks about it, but I adore how once Dunk is seated at table in the Baratheon tent, Raymun actually serves him as a Squire does a Knight. Dunk, of course, wouldn't expect it, though it's the natural order of things in their world.

Gosh, I just love that sweet Apple Boy, always so kind to our Dunk, really his truest friend. No agenda, just 'are you hungry?'

and 'come have some cider' and 'here, I bought back your horse because you're the best fellow I've ever known and you deserve some kindness after everything you've had to endure'. Oh, and 'hey, by the way, I'll back you up against that evil Targ princeling who's beating up women AND I'd be happy to hazard my life to defend yours and your honor, Dunk'. With no hesitation whatsoever.

And of course there's, 'Prince Maekar can bloody well stuff it, you goons are gonna have to go through ME to get to my bestie'.

Seriously, why aren't we talking about and loving on Ser Raymun Fossoway more, the only real winner at Ashford Meadow and Ser Duncan's unlooked for best friend, who recognized the diamond in the rough that Dunk always was and treated him accordingly?

[blu4m0on]

they can share their hedge knight, there's no need for fighting:3

[sicktransitgloria]

Dunk puts on some weight after he stops being a hedge knight and settles down at Storm’s End. He still trains in the yard daily, still rides and spars and makes himself useful hauling whatever heavy thing needs hauling but the regular plentiful food does its work. And Dunk is, in typical Dunk fashion, very self conscious and aware of his body. It might be desirable for a lady to be all soft curves and lusciousness but not a knight, and he’s already so big but now there’s an undeniable layer of softness over his muscle. His looks were one of the only things he had to offer Lyonel, he thinks, and now that he’s afraid that’s fading it terrifies him that his lord will no longer look at him with the same desire.

Dunk, thick as a castle wall. In more ways than one.

Lyonel is absolutely rabid for him. He can’t get enough of that giant cookie. He’s firmly of the “bigger the lump the sweeter the sugar” philosophy. It shouldn’t be possible but he’s even hornier for Dunk than he ever has been.

[departerjuly]

just a doodle

dunklyonel

[redcigart]

Is this something

[simoondraws]