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Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage
Charles took her to macy’s
Happy birthday to me !
Thank you me !
–Forever alone face–
So there's a video where Andrew is carrying a sushi box in the car and says to Steven ," I can feed you" , as he is driving. Do you happen to know where that clip is from I have been searching like crazy?
Oh hey, sorry for taking so long! After much research that video is from Worth It Week and here is the YouTube link https://youtu.be/0edMRlU0I6M
Same.
Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.
So much fun ♥️🤭
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I think I forgot to post to link to my serial killer!Steven AU so here it is! I'd love to hear people talk to me about it as I cry about my other WIPs that I need to finish.
A dom!Steven drabble
There isn’t anything really explicit, however if dom/sub isn’t really your thing it may be best not to read it. For those of you who do I hope you enjoy.
Sadistic Steven though.
It’s a short drabble, based on a conversation between me and a friend. read more but be warned it does get a little graphic under the cut.
Warnings: Drunk touching, sadistic thoughts (Steven is a good boy though so he only thinks about it, he never acts without explicit consent), hinted dom/sub, and some bondage
Steven is the designated driver again tonight too and he had taken Ryan, Shane, and Adam to their respective homes, but Andrew had insisted that he wanted to stay with Steven. Never being the one to deny his friend, especially an astonishingly cuddly Andrew, he ends up taking Andrew back to his apartment with him. He carries Andrew into his apartment and deposits him onto the couch, quickly grabbing a red blanket to cover Andrew as he begins to drift into sleep on the couch – he’s a fetal sleeper, curled up like a kitten.
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BITCH THIS IS ME TF
This is my ship in a nutshell.
I just realized that my ask box and submissions were turned off so if anyone wants to talk about Standrew please hit me up!
Has anyone considered a Hannibal au but Standrew??? Steven's a chemistry professor at the University of California and had a passion for forensics but due to his empathy disorder never joined the field. However despite never entering the field officially he is infamous for his accurate deductions to the point the head medical examiner, let's say Shane Madej, is impressed by his work. Head detective Ryan Bergara tries to get Steven to help him on a case but Steven politely declines because he fears the line between himself and the killer will blur. So Ryan enlists the help of Dr. Andrew Ilnyckyj who is not only a famous psychiatrist but also an excellent cook. Andrew is surprised when he first meets Steven at how genuinely sweet and polite he is and how he's trying to decline Ryan but fails since he's such a good soul and people need his help. Twist though Steven is also a serial killer who knows Andrew is one too, but Andrew doesn't know Steven is a serial killer. Cue a lot of mutual pinning and misunderstanding.
Steven also has a clowder of cats whom he adores very much and they adore him, hissing whenever a stranger tries to take Steven
The clowder do not hiss, bite, or attempt to scratch Andrew so Steven takes that as a good sign
Steven also has a few pigs and by accident a wolf that he picked up thinking it was a puppy
Steven gardens too and has lots of really good fruits and vegetables which he gifts to Andrew as a "thank you" for going with him on the case.
Andrew likes Steven's homegrown vegetables and asks him for tips on how to grow them.
Andrew also loves Steven's animals and makes an excuse to come see him
They eventually start spending more time with each other outside the FBI setting
Steven is although bubbly quite weary of Andrew but eventually warms up to him
Andrew likes to make puns which make Steven groan
Andrew is appalled by Steven's eating habits so he invites Steven to eat at his home with friends
The first time Steven eats at Andrew's house, he's eating with Shane, Ryan, Adam, Rie, Annie etc., he asks him what the meat is to which Andrew replies "a special long pig"
Steven has no idea how to react cause he knows exactly what he's eating, it's people, but he doesn't want Andrew to know he knows cause how awkward would it be to explain how you know what it is - also could get stabbed, don't want that
Steven grows very fond of Andrew and is torn between telling Andrew he knows what he is and keeping it a secret so he calls his mother and asks her how to befriend a serial killer
He takes Andrew on friendship dates which send Andrew weird messages like "does he like me? or does he just enjoy my company?"
Adam is just done with these two though
That's all I got so far...
"His (the cat) name is honey."
I can't draw a floof cat, but I tried.
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- Me (everyday)
"You're a baby. I have to protect you."
I say to my buff 6ft 1" baby brother who has graduated high school and is now in uni.
standrew serial killer au
I’ve read through the entirety of the standrew tag and noticed that there is a lot of fluff. SO I was thinking why not spice it up with a serial killer au?
Except the catch is that they all still work for Buzzfeed.
Ryan decides to do a True Crime episode with Shane about a cold case about a vigilante killer from Ohio that the police dubbed “The Leopard” who seemingly just disappeared into thin air.
The interesting part about the leopard is that his victims are all convicted murderers or sex offenders (the public love him but the police sure don’t). He is called the leopard because of his odd method of dragging his kills (although this is not the method he uses to kill them) up trees and hanging them there to display. The killings continued for a span of 7 years before “The Leopard” completely vanished only to resurface 7 years later.
So you know Steven and Andrew are watching Unsolved True Crime and Steven just kinda points out the inaccurate information and makes offhand comments about how the newer kills were the work of a copycat cause “the Leopard” would never leave a “mess” and never murder an innocent person.
Andrew is amused about Steven’s passion and accuracy on this particular killer just chalking it up to weird teen conversation starters.
Until Steven had to go back to Ohio to solve some family issues and a few days after Steven comes back to LA a body was found in Ohio strung up like all of “the Leopard’s” kills. The only new thing at the scene was a note that says “Brimstone and fire”.
Andrew is bewildered at this odd coincidence and begins to research about “the Leopard” for his own psyche, but the deeper he goes the harder he falls.
Anyhow that is all I got for now. I might start writing this I dunno would anyone be interesting in reading if I did?
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i reblog this everytime it’s on my dash ❤️
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS HOLY SHIT. MAKE A WISH EVERY FUCKING TIME
few months ago i wished for a cat… and my dad got me a black kitten 2 days later. TWO DAYS. and i love my Loki the most ….
i wish that i could one day meet my best friend on saturday aND SHE BOOKED THE DATE TO FLY DOWN AND STAY WITH US ON TUESDAY
I really want a dwarf hamster. I’ve wanted one for so long {I mean daddy has one named Jeffrey but he only lives at his house so I don’t see him much} I really want my own!
really needed this
worth a shot
Okat this is back. I’m gonna make better use of it this time.
I wish I wish I wish ✨
Make a wish…♡♡♡
How do I make the wish tho
Happily ever after with my babee
get the new job :)
I want my project concert to be succesful
Man, I want my crush to ask me out:/
I pray that I'll do well this school year and find a job.