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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Jimmy Eat World
oozey mess
izzy's playlists!
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bliss lane
Sade Olutola
hello vonnie
blake kathryn
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Keni
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@nightmommy
Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!
who up hitting the rick and morty genderbent incest meth bong
somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this
out of touch thursday, but I synced everything.
A string of Posts about transfem Parker from Twitter, with point of origin:
Zappyz_ from Twitter, go giver her a follow if you like.
@lesserknownwaifus
disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.
moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.
and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)
if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.
Please y’all!! tetanus is NOT caused by rusty metal. It’s a bacteria found damn near everywhere, and wounds infected with saliva are especially high risk for tetanus infections.
it’s also a common misconception that vampire saliva is antiseptic. Vampires spread that myth on purpose. They also CAN cross running water. Make them bathe and brush their teeth!!!!
all the vampires in the tags saying they won’t do this bc the alcohol will make the skin taste bad are just telling on themselves. talk about a red flag.
comparing your human lover’s body to an inanimate utensil & misreading this as a PSA for the vampire’s safety rather than the human’s. smh vampires continue to be so toxic 🤦🏼♀️
we went out to smoke and found mario's corpse
Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday
“tag what you see” is always a cover because actually implementing that would involve not using gendered terminology at all, but the sites never actually do that
what I can see is a penis and b-cups; you’re the one who decided to get transphobic about that
Make me lick your cum off your stomach when you’re done jerking off
when “fuck you” turns into “no please please please, I’m sorry, I’m sorry fuck please let me cum please—”
who precisely is to blame for the long live floor/pit wristbands not being hospital bracelets and how do we get them on the elexecution stage
moodboard if i [pervert] was the long live merch designer
i miss my wife who im not married to and is a nonbinary middle aged rock star who ive never met and dont want to
genuinely why is my bottom lip swollen how did that happen overnight
okay ignore my lip that's no longer relevant what the fuck is wrong with your mum
I'm back
so nice to me...
