What?

I'm a mess.

[yvng--goddess-deactivated201706]

I don't like you

Grab a seat and wait for me to give a fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jaubaius]

[yesilian]

Instant good mood

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

I didn’t even need the volume for this mood raiser

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[fangcore]

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

[adorablecake]

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

[whoreapologist]

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

[heritage-post]

date of origin: April 18, 2021

[muyintedezante]

[bussy-pop]

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

[notlostonanadventure]

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

[ampervadasz]

[unfleshly]

did the guy with two monitors and a light up keyboard hurt you queen

[paprika]

“You make lists in your head about what you want in a lover, like brown hair and a sweet voice. A sharp mind and a soft heart, a sense of humor that actually makes you laugh like you mean it. This and that. And it’s all bullshit. Because people aren’t lists. And I’ve always wanted to be the person who made someone realize that. I want to come across someone with a list in their head that is nothing like the person I am, and I want to show them what they didn’t even know they were looking for. People who think they know what they want are fooling themselves. Nobody really knows what they want. Not until it’s right in front of them.”

— Anonymous (via suspend)

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

wig chronicles 😂

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

bruh 😂😂😂

[thegoldencheeks]

Lmaoo

[slimdaddymbaku]

“Want me talk dirty to you ?” How you fall for that ?! 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

[mielparaoshun]

@dmauldin

[king-emare]

hilarious

[vidabellaxo-deactivated20190222]

I’m fuckin DEAD 💀

[thesilvermillennial]

“You know how erasers be looking after a hard ass test? That’s your wig.”

When I say I screamed!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[oleandre-ooc]

@masun

[memewhore]

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

u kids really liked this one huh everyone doin ok?

[kibblekez]

This weirdly reminds me of the time the people installing the new water heater at my house found hundreds of living clams and mushrooms under the floor in our basement.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'm gonna need you to elaborate and provide images if possible because that sounds both horrifying and fucking magical.

[aidn]

i’m in friend love with all of you

[trapcard]

u gay

[aidn]

macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this

[isnt]

“Love makes you feel out of control. I think that’s how you know it’s right.”

— -Danny Diamond on That Wedding by Jillian Dodd (via suspend)

[taretaglia]

[digital-magus]

[kukoyi-deactivated20210512]

This will never not be hilarious

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

[strawberryprim]

i am LOSING IT

[strawberryprim]

the sequel

[thelittleblackfox]

His name is Dylan Marron, aka Carlos from Welcome to Nightvale

[karsfeels-deactivated20140503]

[anodyneparadigm]

[unfleshly]

did the guy with two monitors and a light up keyboard hurt you queen