[surprisebitch]

99.9% of grindr convos be like

top: hey

bttm: hey

top: whats up

bttm: good. hby?

top: good

top: what u looking for

bttm: fun i guess. you

top: cool. you a bottom?

bttm: yeah. you?

top: top

bttm: cool

top: send

[oleandre-ooc]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sylvelowen]

oh no

[frogs]

hhhhhhhhhhhhh Frog Orb

damp

round

[frogs]

[oleandre-ooc]

@moonhartsffxiv

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[cheyneshapedvoid]

@oleandre-ooc

[oleandre-ooc]

😂😂😂😂😂

[secondclassvines]

[margarit-ass]

This fucking blindsided me

[oleandre-ooc]

Lollllllllll

[modernwitchesdaily]

Magical stickers designs I sell during conventions! ✨🌘🔮🌿

[oleandre-ooc]

@moonhartsffxiv aesthetic af

[lucentgallivanter]

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

[davey-strides]

fuckin raw line

[michellepsychologist]

Keanu Reeves appreciation post ♥️

[dancing-coyote]

I love this man. He’s a wonderful example of a decent, moral wealthy person.

[ironbite4]

…….WHY DOES HE DO THIS!?  MY GOD THIS MAN IS JUST FUCKING PERFECT!

[lkeke35]

I remember in one interview he said he had more money than he could ever spend in a single lifetime, so he just gives the money away. Outside of random strangers, he also gives most of it to various charities, and only grants himself a small stipend to live on, pay rent, buy food, etc.

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

So that’s why he’s immortal! He escaped death through the power of kindness

[stickyfrogs]

Today’s Best Behaved Frog was NOT Voigt.

[itsbetterthananal]

the look of a pure menace

[the-british-pineapple]

He knows what he did

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

100 to 0

[amatasera]

IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU

oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you

[charuchii]

he attac but then he snac

[oleandre-ooc]

@moonhartsffxiv

[markv5]

Perhaps the most pleasant surface to touch

Пожалуй, самая приятная поверхность для прикосновений

[morethanwords229]

looking at this makes me feel calmer

[oleandre-ooc]

@moonhartsffxiv

[mysharona1987]

[petticoated-swashbuckler-deacti]

Krispy Kreme confirmed.

[gulushthreads]

Forbidden donut

[cynicaldjinn]

[justcatposts]

“Farewell, hoomans, my planet needs me.”

(photos via sadanduseless)

[oleandre-ooc]

@mugishalffull

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[marsupial-deleterings-deactivat]

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

[masun]

@oleandre-ooc

[oleandre-ooc]

This was one of my favorite lines in the whole show 🤣🤣🤣

[cat-memes-only]

[oleandre-ooc]

@moonhartsffxiv

[ottermatopoeia]

[oleandre-ooc]

Dead

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

wig chronicles 😂

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

bruh 😂😂😂

[thegoldencheeks]

Lmaoo

[slimdaddymbaku]

“Want me talk dirty to you ?” How you fall for that ?! 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

[mielparaoshun]

@dmauldin

[king-emare]

hilarious

[vidabellaxo-deactivated20190222]

I’m fuckin DEAD 💀

[thesilvermillennial]

“You know how erasers be looking after a hard ass test? That’s your wig.”

When I say I screamed!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[oleandre-ooc]

@masun