Night Vale's Voice

Cecil Palmer||Night Vale, USA||Old. Just leave it at old. [Indie Cecil Palmer blog from WTNV] [Any interaction not face to face is assumed online]

[nightvalianradiohost]

"Do you even know where you're going?"

“I have a…general idea,” Cecil replied vaguely, leading Kat deeper into the depths of Night Vale. “Although…I feel as if this would be easier if the buildings weren’t constantly shifting and moving about…”dementedlittlekitty

[dementedlittlekitty-deactivated]

“So in others words…. we’re completely lost.” She sighed.

[nightvalianradiohost]

“No!” He replied indignantly, crossing his arms as he walked. “Well…maybe a little,” he admitted sheepishly. “But what do you expect me to do?”

[dementedlittlekitty-deactivated]

“I expect you to at least know the way to the place your leading people to…. but I’m not getting a good vibe from where we are now.”

[nightvalianradiohost]

“I thought it was around here somewhere, but now I’m not too sure…and I’d have to agree on that. We should probably find a way back to the er…less sketchy side of town. I think our little escapade may have to wait for now.” At least until I can gather my bearings about where we are right now, he thought.

[dementedlittlekitty-deactivated]

Kat suddenly got tense and her hair started to stick up. “Its not good being here. We gatta leave. Now.”

[nightvalianradiohost]

"Take your word for it," he agreed softly, starting to back his way down the street they'd come from. "Have any idea as to which way would be the quickest way out of here?"

[bluelightsandsunshine-deactivat]

[nightvalianradiohost]

"Do you even know where you're going?"

“I have a…general idea,” Cecil replied vaguely, leading Kat deeper into the depths of Night Vale. “Although…I feel as if this would be easier if the buildings weren’t constantly shifting and moving about…”dementedlittlekitty

[dementedlittlekitty-deactivated]

“So in others words…. we’re completely lost.” She sighed.

[nightvalianradiohost]

“No!” He replied indignantly, crossing his arms as he walked. “Well…maybe a little,” he admitted sheepishly. “But what do you expect me to do?”

[dementedlittlekitty-deactivated]

“I expect you to at least know the way to the place your leading people to…. but I’m not getting a good vibe from where we are now.”

[nightvalianradiohost]

"I thought it was around here somewhere, but now I'm not too sure...and I'd have to agree on that. We should probably find a way back to the er...less sketchy side of town. I think our little escapade may have to wait for now." At least until I can gather my bearings about where we are right now, he thought.

[nightvalianradiohost]

"Do you even know where you're going?"

“I have a…general idea,” Cecil replied vaguely, leading Kat deeper into the depths of Night Vale. “Although…I feel as if this would be easier if the buildings weren’t constantly shifting and moving about…”dementedlittlekitty

[dementedlittlekitty-deactivated]

“So in others words…. we’re completely lost.” She sighed.

[nightvalianradiohost]

"No!" He replied indignantly, crossing his arms as he walked. "Well...maybe a little," he admitted sheepishly. "But what do you expect me to do?"

[nightvalianradiohost]

                    psa — if we’re mutuals, this gives you unsaid permission to attack my inbox whenever you want, as much as you want, with whatever you want.  want to spam me with memes?  break your ask limit.  want to send me random messages?  break your ask limit.  want to leave me love?  break your ask limit.  anything.  everything.  it doesn’t matter what time of day or night, even if i’m not around, you are always welcome.  you always have permission.  i mean it.

[nightvalianradiohost]

"Do you even know where you're going?"

"I have a...general idea," Cecil replied vaguely, leading Kat deeper into the depths of Night Vale. "Although...I feel as if this would be easier if the buildings weren't constantly shifting and moving about..."dementedlittlekitty

[olympianfury-moved-deactivated2]

super random sentence meme.

i would like to share with you the most amazing book.

not now. the king’s a little busy.

i didn’t actually sell my car, i just forgot where i parked it.

it has some many awesome parts.

do you think i’m fucking stupid?

We all must choose, man or woman, young or old, lord or peasant, our choices are the same. We choose light or we choose darkness. We choose good or we choose evil. We choose the true god or the false.

i wasn’t listening, but i strongly disagree.

i still believe. 

you simply won’t believe how much this book will change your life.

i do say the cutest stuff.

you don’t have to pay.

sometimes we don’t have a choice.

it’s super easy not to feel that way.

i didn’t recognize you without the handcuffs.

he’s so pretty.

you may survive us yet.

i don’t understand.

even weeping, she has a strength in her.

wear something casual.

you fight it. you don’t give up. and one day you just change.

it’s the wrong kind of place to be thinking of you.

i, as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband, from the hair to the suit, do you not have ANY value or respect for originality?

you could’ve have done anything about it.

you’re so lazy.

i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.

you think my life is some precious thing to me?

i want all that is not mine.

you’re my freakin’ heart.

are you happy?

I swear to you that those who would harm you will die screaming. 

my head hurts.

am i losing my mind?

i want him.

do you even know here you’re going?

where is my crown?

i don’t care.

you’re being rude.

I was kept in a bunker for 15 years by an insane preacher. 

you’re all I ever wanted.

i was protecting you.

i’m better than all of you assholes.

you hate me? wow so much in common already

it’s killing me.

love? love fades away. but thing? things are forever.

this is the best new that i’ve ever heard!

he is painfully handsome.

i love him, but i know that i’m gonna leave him.

i love me.

i’m coming to rescue you!

[nightvalianradiohost]

"I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals"

"Can someone please diffuse the sexual tension in here?"

"I’m a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am."

"If I were writing a book about incompetence, you'd be in every chapter."

"I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you."

"I didn’t lie, I just twisted the truth slightly."

"What's it like having a mind of pure filth?"

"I've never seen someone hold their head so high, while talking out of their ass"

"You think he's finally dead now?"

"To put it nicely, I hope you choke."

"If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable."

"The difference between your opinions and mine is that mine are right."

"Why are you being a jerk? I was nice to you today!"

"See what being nice gets you?"

[nightvalianradiohost]

❊

❇-I would like to roleplay with you[*opens arms* cmere, I'm down for whatever❤]

[nightvalianradiohost]

"Do I know you?"

"I should ask you the same question. We may have met before, but...I can't recall. Perhaps you could jog my memory by telling me your name?"

[hsfancharmemes]

❊ I want to roleplay with you ✸ I want to plot with you ✤ I want to ship with you ✥ I have roleplayed with you and it was great ❦ I sort of secretly ship a thing with your muse(s) ✷ I wish our characters was friends ✢ I like your characters ✱ I don’t like your characters ✣ I like the way you express your muse(s) ✫ I don’t like the way you express your muse(s) ☬ I feel like your characters are underdeveloped ❂ I don’t agree on all your headcanons ✡ I agree on all your headcanons ❋ Your blog is one of my favs ✦ I like seeing you on my dash ✵ I don’t follow you for roleplay ✧ I wish you would notice me ✩ You intimidate me ✪ You seem like a cool person ✺ You’re hard to approach ✻ I wish you weren’t so shy ❄ I look up to you ❆ I love your art ❇ I love the way you write * I want to learn to know you # I’m too shy to approach to you ☓ We should talk! ♥ *Your choice what to write*

(via taintednurse)

[nonconhaircombing]

Cecil’s dramatic return in Renovations will probably forever be my favorite thing in WTNV.

[therealraewest]

some BODY once told me

that cecil boned marconi

[nightvalianradiohost]

All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[nightvalianradiohost]

What is the ocean like

[indiikaa]

vast, Blue and dirty.

[nightvalianradiohost]

Oh. Have you ever been there? We should go there some time.

[indiikaa]

Yup, I grew up next to one! We should go some time, but you have to wear floaties!

[nightvalianradiohost]

Really! And you never told me. Wow. Awww floaties are for children thoughhhh….

[indiikaa]

Well, unless you can swim… but I’d rather not loose you to a current!

[nightvalianradiohost]

Mmmmmm…I do have difficulties swimming…fine. But! They have to be cute. And match my bathing suit!

[indiikaa]

Do you even have a bathing suit?

[nightvalianradiohost]

Yes! ...no. We can get one on the way there! Ooh, we could get matching ones! Carlos, it would be so cute.

[nightvalianradiohost]

What is the ocean like

[indiikaa]

vast, Blue and dirty.

[nightvalianradiohost]

Oh. Have you ever been there? We should go there some time.

[indiikaa]

Yup, I grew up next to one! We should go some time, but you have to wear floaties!

[nightvalianradiohost]

Really! And you never told me. Wow. Awww floaties are for children thoughhhh….

[indiikaa]

Well, unless you can swim… but I’d rather not loose you to a current!

[nightvalianradiohost]

Mmmmmm...I do have difficulties swimming...fine. But! They have to be cute. And match my bathing suit!

[nightvalianradiohost]

What is the ocean like

[indiikaa]

vast, Blue and dirty.

[nightvalianradiohost]

Oh. Have you ever been there? We should go there some time.

[indiikaa]

Yup, I grew up next to one! We should go some time, but you have to wear floaties!

[nightvalianradiohost]

Really! And you never told me. Wow. Awww floaties are for children thoughhhh....