DERPS

I don't really know what to put here. I'm just a normal girl living a somewhat normal life. Nope, I am weird. I create videos on YouTube and I just wanna live life as best as I can from a broke 20 year old in college, lol.

[courtonidufun]

Oh I hope she tells Eros about Apollo. Please

[ronishen]

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda, a pin up girl, created by Duane Bryers in the 50’s.

[small-witch-big-hat]

That last one is so relatable

[teakayblog]

I"m so glad to see Hilda on my dash again i’ve been feeling so horrible about my body lately.

[witchkitch]

❤️🥗Bloody Mary Tomato Salad

1 cup Red Onion (prosperity, stability, protection, healing) 3 tablespoons Sherry Vinegar (protection, cleansing, banishment) 2 pounds Cherry or Grape Tomatoes (love, protection, prosperity) 1 cup Celery Hearts (mental and psychic strength) ½ cup Green Olives (healing, peace, protection, warding) 2 tablespoons Olive Brine (cleansing, peace, protection) 2 tablespoons Horseradish (healing, banishment, divination, protection) 1 tablespoon Worcestershire Sauce* (protection, cleansing, banishment) 1 teaspoons Louisiana Hot Sauce (love, warding, cleansing, protection) ½ teaspoon Celery Seeds (mental and psychic strength, psychic power) ¼ cup Olive Oil (healing, peace, protection) Salt (cleansing, protection, banishment) Black Pepper (banishment, protection, warding)

(vegetarian.vegan.gf.raw) *worcestershire sauce includes gluten and fish make sure to check your sauce

[elliejoys]

Because I am darkness… and I do stand by your side. I’m the shadow that you cast. How much closer could I be?

[nyctoheart]

ᴅ  є  ρ  α  я  т  υ  я  є     α  и  ᴅ     σ  в  ℓ  ι  ν  ι  σ  и

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[oragala]

What we expected from "Escapism": Steven and Connie escaping their chamber, finding the crystal gems, making a daring run for it

What we got: watermelon Moana

[dateamonster]

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

[aimofdestiny]

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Proper Latin headcanon accepted.

[aggressivewhenstartled]

Did we.

Did we make phones so big.

That now we have a special device.

That lets you make phone calls and use the internet.

And you can carry it around with you and it fits in tiny pockets.

But it is not a phone.

You sync it to your actual mobile phone.

The mobile phone you are leaving at home because it is so big.

Why.

Why have we come to this.

Please just make me a smartphone that fits in my pocket again.

[aggressivewhenstartled]

And is this…. is this really called…

The *palm palm*

[aenariasbookshelf]

…meet the goddamn MoonMoon of cellphones.

*head-fucking-desk*

[do-you-have-a-flag]

Sssso…. a PDA? We’re moving back to PDAs?

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

How adorable is this magical forest kitty? 🌙😻

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[nicolepop]

I want a friend that I can like masturbate with.

Not necessarily in a sexual way. But just something like, she’s horny, I’m horny, but she’s at my house, but we don’t care so we just get off. If we have sex, cool, if not, cool. I want a friend that I can send hot porn too and they’d send it to me just because it’s hot and the other one would like it. Someone I can openly talk about sex with, like “yea when I touch my clit with the vibrator i have to find the right place to cum” and her just be like “have you tried “xxxx”? It gets my clit throbbing” shit. I want a sexual friend, dammit.

[mewtripled-deactivated20230508]

Everyone battles their own inner demons, and as much as I want them to be happy, the battle is theirs to conquer. Any moment I can manage to get a genuine smile or laugh out of them, you bet I will indulge in that moment 😈

[ruinedchildhood]

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[jadelyn]

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