distorted light beam

...days like these you wanna get away...

[entreri]

Leon... we're running out of time.

[mrsterlingeverything]

An angel appeared to me and gave me a baseball bat with nails in it

[all-the-bones-ever-deactivated2]

this hit me like a truck

[blythesthetics]

so I need a ‘you’re a person of high wealth/status and I legally married you at a courthouse the night before your wedding because you found out your fiancé is trying to dupe you and your family out of money/ruin your reputation as a revenge plot because of an old family rivalry and they’re not legally entitled to your assets if you’re already legally married to someone else and you agreed to pay me a high sum of money for this and I have a lot of debt so I didn’t pass up the deal but then your ex hits back at you in the media and we have to keep up the charade of being married and you agree to keep paying me money for it but oops I think I might be enjoying more than just the money and oops you’re starting to grow fond of me and this wasn’t part of the deal shit fuck’ plot please and thank you

[thesoldiersminute]

Sinners 2025 | Ryan Coogler

[roadieroomies]

how fast the night changes

[kanafeh]

(sitting in court on trial for murder) wow. god forbid women do anything

[sacred-portal]

[x--22-deactivated20241215]

[tryworks]

what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl

[yawnzshit]

glasses are the sluttiest thing a man could wear.

[parakavka]

(via mmt on X: “続　犬を包むのにはまってた時期の写真 https://t.co/gvNXFq7CgS” / X)

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[dappermouth]

and—wait!! the mortifying ordeal of being known has just entered the ring!! OHHHH IT'S THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[electronicmail]

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[divorcedwife]

i can promise that if i ever create a commercial published project that leads to a fandom and arguments, i will not be going on my official accounts to use my authority to say who is right or wrong. i will be making an anonymous account to partake and make it worse