this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

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@nikitotalyrules
this is it..where i hold the Meetings..
American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?
Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…
Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
one of my students turned in a paper that entirely ignored the actual assignment to spend three pages ranting about how Kids These Days Are All Entitled Shits Because No One Ever Let Them Experience Failure, and I'm just like, well, we can solve that for one of you
apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”
Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend
We can start now
You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody
i’m the chad type might become your dad type
me, pirating: hm. disney minus.
bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*
therapist: how have you been since i last saw you?
me:
cinemagraph artist on instagram
i need lesbian friends. and maybe like a strawberry smoothie