[inkchantress]

…you know the vibe

[4444555666777888999]

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

[domesticangel]

y'all like my guard cat? he hisses at me when i touch him and he doesn’t have any fucking ears. anyway he loves meow mix and will obliterate anyone that crosses the property line. he’s a pro. i don’t have any fingers left

[lasagras]

So, I was studying for my finals and reading the bit in Snorri’s Edda about Ragnarok and at one point a wolf swallows the moon and it says “og gerir sá og mikið ógagn”. Now, I understand that the meaning of the words have changed a bit over time and all that, but to a modern Icelandic speaker, this just sounds like “one of the wolves took the moon, which was unhelpful”

[finallybeautifulstranger]

HALSEY - You should be sad

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[hundondestiny]

This idea that you are harming, destroying, wasting, or like otherwise abusing books by dog-earing the pages, highlighting things, writing on them, etc. is really whack and makes no sense and literally no one should be beholden to it when they own books.

Literally every single humanities/social science teacher or professor I’ve ever had has books that are covered with sticky tabs and notes in all the margins. Books are meant to be enjoyed. You make a book yours by covering it with your thoughts.

That’s just a part of reading. I don’t know why there’s this aversion to enjoying them but like… books are t decorative. Who are you “preserving” them for by not leaving marks on them?

write in your books!

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[poppunkkid-deactivated20220930]

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

[trulyvincent]

Strawberry Finches

[moriarty-mastermind]

am i yearning? yes. do i know what to do? no. will i do anything about it? also no

[moriarty-mastermind]

[charlesoberonn]

[dailylaughsforyou]

People reveal the creepiest things kids have ever said to them and they’re hilariously weird (x)

[ssammys]

1917 (2019) dir. Sam Mendes

[dmbakura]

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

[sharkfish]

me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless 

me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong 

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.

[fang-emblem]

[shegavemeroses]

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

[normal-horoscopes]

AMAZING! WITHOUT THE NORMAL POLLUTION THE MASSIVE BLACK BIRD IN A SMILING PORCELAIN MASK HAS RETURNED TO SIT ON TOP OF THE HOUSE ACROSS FROM YOURS TO STARE INTO YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

when welcome to night vale said: “Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.”