They Made Me Feel Like I Had Stomach Acid On Me.

27. i’ve had this blog since I was 14, thanks One Direction

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[mysharona1987]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[marisatomay]

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

[lotad]

this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included:

[1eos]

'this book has gay rep' girl the us army got gay rep now you gone have to do better 😭😭😭😭

[gigglesister]

How did you recognize the omega symbol though?

well you see the greek alphabet wasnt invented for the purpose of people writing about supernatural actors fucking each other.

[anxietyproblem]

[apolloendymion]

who added a hard hat to the pfp

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

OSHA compliant

[zackisontumblr]

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[liberalsarecool]

Exploitation is root of most of our problems. You are given endless distractions, but most of what grinds you down is the bottomless greed/avarice of capitalism.

[robotpussy]

"good bye booty hey heroin chic" can these publications shut the fuck up for 2 seconds

[robotpussy]

like its so crazy thinking about a body size being in and out of style like just exist in your own body AND SHUT UP! and not to mention all of this is just fuelled by fatphobia and antiblackness like I'm so tired

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

I guess “Kim and Khloe have taken out their implants and stopped trying to look like Black women especially now that they’re both involved with white men again” would be too long of a headline

[studentofetherium]

hey not sure if i have any Jewish followers from NJ but FYI. this is really concerning

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[labelleizzy]

My life is pretty good but definitely sharing this out for all my folks who might need it!

[inknopewetrust]

For everyone looking for a bit of good,

Manifest this shit. Spreading the love to each and every one of you. You deserve the good that comes.

[filmnoirsbian]

Whether or not you care abt the heard/depp trial, the fact that the jurors weren't isolated and so saw the thousands of memes and tiktoks abt the trial and then found in favor of depp will lead directly to abusers threatening their victims with legal action should they speak up. Death to celebrity culture.

[leuces]

twitter vs. james corden

[reader-writer-fucker]

This is why I support Will slapping the dog shit outta chris he opens the door for these degenerate snow roaches to talk about black women the "violence" Will committed was morally acceptable and good

[iamnotlanuk]

what really fucking bothers me in conversations about racism and saying that some work has racist elements people always counter with "I don't think the author had deliberate racist ideology in mind" cause it's like that doesn't fucking matter. it doesn't have to be deliberate to be racist. most people don't go hee hee hoo hoo I'm gonna put racist things in this. everyone was raised in a racist society and covert racism exists and yes needs to be examined in ourselves and everywhere and yes even in works you like author "deliberate" intent or no

[iamnotlanuk]

this applies to other forms of bigotry too. listen to the voices of those who have to live under systemic oppression

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]