[alma-art]

Here is my newest finished sewing/weaving/patching projekt.

This cloth had a quite big hole, so instead of just sewing it together I weaved some extra textil into it. This patching method gave the cloth some character, color and of course texture to it.

I used four cotton yarns, one turquoise and dark cyan blue, a pastel pink and brown.

I had a lot of fun making it, and I'm glad I don't have to throw out a nice fabric while practicing my hobby.

[gertritude-art]

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

[adorablecake]

The Original

[cameronthecryptid]

I have seen the photo so many times but forgot what was originally said

Anon please tell us. Please tell us about how ghosts have grabbed your ass I wanna know

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[ruinedchildhood]

[infantilevice]

You are not prepared for this celebrity reveal!

[buttbuttbutt654718900-deactivat]

I fucking hate this timeline. I want out.

[thetrashchronicles]

This is the only thing about this timeline which fucks

[huntercollier-deactivated202606]

“A-list amphibian” took me Out

[moon-mason]

[zlink]

lil nas x finding out he’s an industry plant

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[scififantasystuff]

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(

[autisticexpression]

Damn

[almost-always-eventually-right]

We did it. We won.

[bluelivesaintshit]

Former girl scouts: yeah idk it just kinda seemed like house wife training

Former boy scouts: yeah it was basically lord of the flies with a homophobic youth pastor. One time we [most fucked up story you've ever heard]

[midiport]

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

[1dietcokeinacan]

[killorbekillian]

Tyler: Hey JiaHao would you still love me if I was a worm?

JiaHao: [Qiuetly, sleepily] I would… put you in my hand and play with you… and feed you to my fish.

Tyler: What if I was a 30 foot tall skeleton… covered in fire?

JiaHao: [Even quieter] Mm… I would cook… cook… potato on you.

Tyler: Hm. Okay. Good to know. 

[pauladeen-vevo]

I want what they have

[headspace-hotel]

Love

[pissvortex]

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poopoo pee

and fart

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[everythingfox]

Delivery for somebody sad

[guerrillatech]

[catgirldelinquent-deactivated20]

well shit

[joey-wheeler-official]

Ah yes, the profit motive, always incentivising the best outcomes.

[mysharona1987]

What?!

[telltaletypist]

this is so funny to me it literally never occurred to me that british people wouldn't know who oprah is

[factsinallcaps]

THE CANONICAL ENDGAME FOR JIMMY NEUTRON’S FRIEND SHEEN IS THAT HE STOLE JIMMY’S SPACESHIP, CRASHED IT, AND IS NOW INDEFINITELY STRANDED ON AN ALIEN PLANET, COMPLETELY CUT OFF FROM THE EARTH AND ALL OTHER HUMANS. THE SERIES WAS CANCELLED BEFORE THIS PLOTLINE COULD BE RESOLVED SO CANONICALLY NOBODY EVER WENT TO RETRIEVE HIM.

[your-reference-here]

Oh it got resolved…

[factsinallcaps]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE SHOW THIS POST IS ABOUT. IT STARTS WITH HIM GETTING STRANDED ON THE PLANET. IT ENDS WITH HIM STILL ON THE PLANET. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THE WORD “RESOLVED” MEANS BUT GENERALLY IT DOESN’T INVOLVE CREATING A NEW PLOTLINE THAT YOU THEN DON’T CONCLUDE.