Welcome to the Inside of My Head

[kiera--b]

happy june y'all!

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[catchymemes]

[sequoiaofeorzea]

That poor seal was just chilling there you stupid cat!

[fishmech]

[bortoukali]

[n0chillvibes]

I can’t even escape math on tumblr

[memeuplift]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kushgrl-deactivated20200328]

i’m worms

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[vaiitrii-deactivated20210105]

“You dropped your dick man”

[rapsrose]

True solidarity

[guiltiest-gear]

Look you just gotta help another man out in case his dick falls off

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s considered normal to talk to your pets but if you talk to birds in public all of a sudden you’re some crazy person

[everythingfox]

Plop

(via)

[saphy-kat98]

[hi-imkingdavid]

Lmfaooooooooooooooooo I shouldn’t be laughing but bruhhhhh

[tarynel]

LMFAO 😭😭😭😭

[shaiamari]

😭😭😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

This is by far and away the most accurate representation of my life lmfaoaoaoaooooo

[ibadbitch]

sounds like that guy from spongebob who screams out “my leg”

[rosewater1997]

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

[altcomics]

Adam D. Thompson

[skellydun]

can this year just chill for two goddamn seconds

[canwehaveapooldad]

[cartel]

walking into the wrong class

[kaasbolletje]

[perrfectly]