false hope

nicole

[animalcrossingqrdesigns]

[bidoofcrossing]

“sorry boss, cant come into work today, wardell said so :\”

[guerrillatech]

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Your mental problems can be solved by eating meat and potatoes

[testosteronetwink]

[tiktokstowatch]

[not-buggy]

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

[brattylikestoeat]

[gravityjunior]

That's because pea flower tea works naturally as a ph indicator! It will turn magenta when mixed with acid (lemon juice) but will turn cyan green when mixed with something alkaline (baking powder, bleach etc.)

[kaouala]

i'm not putting bleach in my tea

[yorickish-deactivated20220112]

there’s nothing worse than getting an email

[casmick-consequences]

except for getting a phone call

[catasters]

[brucebocchi]

perfect headline. no notes

[brucebocchi]

LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

[trappedinavelociraptor]

[hermit-gunsmith]

They left the best one off

[biologust]

hey was anyone gonna tell me that crazy frog fucking died

[biologust]

[vicholas]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[guooey]

haha look at this little dude

[guooey]

[jp299]

[chronosamurai]

[shittypostarchive]

20/04/2019

[kintrig-deactivated20170803]

[gar-trek]

Me: *walking 

Me: oh my god this is just like in Star Trek when they walked 

[gar-trek]

to be honest with you guys i made this whole account because i wanted to make and share this post

[thebabysitter]

[aesopquarriman]

the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people

[flowerpotsandpennykettles]

@kitthemisfit

[kitthemisfit]

[spaceprincezz]

[tayloracleswift-deactivated2015]