hi im nikumai

30/duck. Anti-Disney pro-Hong Kong

[eliyahu613]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[dashaibo]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

[semicolonthefifth]

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

[dashaibo]

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

[cannibalchicken]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

ngl if you think swearing is a huge problem to deal with idk how you’re existing in the current economical and political climate bud.

[plutonus]

[pukicho]

imagine being kind in 2026

[pukicho]

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

[beardedmrbean]

[arcanumnyx]

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[flork-of-cows-official]

the tumor

[pixelprofligate]

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

[pixelprofligate]

babes i said 4 my lads 4 this isnt 4 i said 4 this isnt that you didnt give me 4 i wanted 4

[pangur-and-grim]

apparently I still don't know how instagram works, because everyone thought this was a death announcement

[nikumai]

it is a nice photo of her! im just also aware of the passage of time and the last birthday post I remember seeing some years ago, her and grim were turning 10!

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

[spicypolls]

Pick one of these items to stick in your vagina. If you don't have a vagina, just imagine you do.*

Plastic Triceratops

Shot Glass

Toy Firetruck

Spork

Perfume Bottle

Pencil (Sideways)

Curling Iron

Knife

Bag of soil.

Hot dog cooker.

Keys

Finger Puppet

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

*All of them got stuck in people's vaginas in 2024 according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.

[impuls1ve]

waiter! a bullet in the head for me please

[thatdisasterauthor]

At this point half the reason I still put up with TiKTok is the insane bakers and cooks. I mean LOOK AT THIS.

[tehkusogaki]

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[cheerfullycatholic]

From capitalstitchco on Threads

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

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