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Angel. Bi. Taken. CNA. Autobody inspector. He, They, and sometimes She. Politics, jokes, memes, and romanticizing life. I exist for guinea pigs.

[theconcealedweapon]

[dogpuppy]

[between-stars-and-waves]

[segamascott]

[tall]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[dogpuppy]

[xoxsaramari]

[catasters]

[cuunos]

[sqweegee]

who’s got the tweet that goes like “skinny people will never know the joy of hitting this neutral pose” and it’s a drawing of a guy going like this

[sqweegee]

FOUND IT

[segamascott]

lmaooo

[diamondshapedcat]

[guerrillatech]

[lostbutnotforgotten]

[buntong-h1ninga]

Yoooooo!!!!

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[amazoogle]

new advanced pegrancy test that can tell whether you're pregnort, pregananant or even gregnant