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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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I feel like this could be useful in my future

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REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

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If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

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Important

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*laughs in dumb bitch*

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BOOST

@thehugwizard @celinethe2ndrandom @coolomishamusicblastingsmartbean @baby-yoda-boi

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BOOST

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Boosted!

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this is what the queen and prince philip look like

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As a Brit I can confirm

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"Is (male SGE character) a himbo?"

“xyz is a himbo” NO. Urban Dictionary defines himbos as large attractive men who “tend to be not very bright, but usually extremely nice and respectful.” A himbo MUST be nice, beefy, and stupid. All three. We are going to analyse all of the male SGE characters I can think of.

Tedros:

Beefy?: duh

Stupid?: oh yes!!!

Nice?: has capacity to be an Extreme Twat, does so sometimes (usually when he perceives he is threatened. He usually is not threatened. See the “Stupid” category above.) but for the most part is pretty polite in normal circumstances. Tries to be polite to Agatha when he first meets her, defends Dot from Sophie and is kind to her when she gets drugged and when she’s turned old, civil to Hort even tho he doesn’t rly have to be, endures Beatrix partially out of manners and partially out of vanity, promises to help Kei in QFG, gets on w Sophie in TLEA, was the only one who was nice to Tristan/Yara, etc etc. Is never unkind without a reason, he just really does NOT do a good job of knowing when he has a good reason or not.

Bonus points: that bit in TLEA where he’s going on about “we’re going to rebuild my father’s kingdom” etc etc and Sophie realises “we” still means “me and Agatha” even tho Agatha is trying to get him to go over to Sophie and is like >:|. he’s beloved by lesbians, loves his wife, in almost every fic portrayal he is even more a himbo than he is in canon. Also, he’s vain.

Himbo Score: 8.5/10

Keep reading

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I have never seen something so detailed and perfect. 10/10 would read again

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Ellen: So we heard you like Vampire Academy

Dimitri: *runs on stage and turns me into a strigoi*

Me: OMG ELLEN YOU DIDN’T-

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Hi, I finished this book (I’m going onto the next book soon! Might start it tonight lolol) and uhhhhhh. Yeah. I want to die. VAMPIRE ACADEMY IS GIVING ME A NEW LEVEL OF TRAUMA

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Get what you pay for

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People feeling sympathetic towards the likes of JD is the modern day version of people feeling sympathetic for Frankenstein’s monster.

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

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THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

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Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

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SIGNAL BOOST

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90% of all child molesters are members of the family, close family friends, or an adult in a trusted position of authority. All of this is important but one more thing:

Never instil an unwavering “respect for their elders” in your child, and never chastise them for “tattling” on or feeling uncomfortable around an older relative/family friend/teacher .etc.

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I’ve now taken to speaking to my cat in Spanish

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I don’t usually listen to Michael Bublè but whenever I hear him sing I want to cry tears of joy

So Christmas is pretty emotional if you didn’t guess already

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Hi can we make it so that characters in teen movies put deodorant on when getting dressed?? I’ve never seen it happen before and it could be used as a subliminal message to teens to put deodorant on.

I’m just tired of getting hot whiffs of B.O, man.

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Hi there

I would just like to remind y’all that not everyone’s in on the “I’m a rat joke”

@hands-on-fire made the joke today and a jock boy (if you want to label him that) jokingly monologued that she needed to believe in herself more

It’s really odd to me to think that not everyone knows it’s a joke

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You know you’re a goblin when you get so immensely distracted by how pretty the moon is

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Catching myself staring at her again bc the moon is just so pretty

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My goblin mode has just been activated - send for the gold keeper

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Mum: Nimbus? What are you doing up? It’s 1:00AM

Me, on my 20th page of songs-behind scenes notes: SHUT UP I’M HAVING A CREATIVE VISION *turns volume up on speakers to the max while song I’m writing about plays*

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Ellen: So we heard you like Vampire Academy

Dimitri: *runs on stage and turns me into a strigoi*

Me: OMG ELLEN YOU DIDN’T-

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My favourite Character Stereotype

Grannies that are divas but love the main character (their grandchild) and let them get away with everything

Examples?

- Nan from Mulan

- Nan from Next Of Kin (90s TV show in England)

- literally my Nan

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This is a personal attack

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Sometimes I just start typing in Spanish y no es divertido