Meow.

23. Estonia.

[chronicillnessmemes]

Me: I want to do something!

My body: Or you could just lie in bed

My body: Also you like saying “ow” a lot right?

Me: … Thanks

[virmillion]

never read or watched harry potter and all i know about it comes from fans posting content on here and i think that is very sexy of me

[sandersstudies]

Plz tell me all the things you know about Harry Potter

[virmillion]

-the weasels have red hair and adopted a kid who had Not Red Hair and his movie eyes don’t match his movie mom’s eyes like they’re supposed to

-there’s a dude named snape and he’s a prick

-there’s a magic map at some point

-there’s a goblet of fire with harry’s name in it that beardy is yelling about and no one’s happy about it

-he knows one spell and it’s compelling someone else to yeet their wand

-some dude named draco that seems to have a frenemy bromance situation happening with harry? idk he’s Blond

-there’s a teacher that turns into a cat sometimes

-there’s four houses and they break down into the good guys, the bad guys, the smart guys, and everyone else

-also what i’ve seen of harry’s not-dead family reminds me of matildas family

-some children drive a sky car at some point

-sky soccer also happens

-this universe’s version of skymall is Normal Human Things but just A Little Up The Y Axis

-i’ve seen some gifs of a musical version and if that counts then hermit one can’t draw

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

That’s it that Harry Potter

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[sempermoi]

Vairë the Weaver

finally finished!! So happy with the result ^^

[fanonical]

i really really really want to see the malfoy family on one of those trashy jeremy kyle-esque daytime talk shows

[onlytwitterpics]

[captainbarrabear]

[bunjywunjy]

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

[yocalio]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) Dir. Peter Jackson

[lavendervalar]

another sunset vs the galaxy🌙

[thoradvice]

things you can do at any stage in life:

love yourself

have a fresh start

go back to school

recover

make new friends

fall in love

go to therapy

learn a skill

discover your passion

repair relationships

change the world

find a new hobby

be happy

it isn’t too late for you. you’ll be okay. there’s no time limit on happiness.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thedownfallofreality]

The only constant thing in my life is the feeling of wanting to die.

[queer-bisexual-person]

Someone: So what’s your sexuality/gender?

Questioning folks™️: *Incoherent panicked screaming*

[w33d-witch]

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

[w33d-witch]

A baby

VS an adult

[bapestars]

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

[weirdo-canniboy-archive]

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[witdiseased]

[magick-memes]

[foxthebeekeeper]

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

[droct0]

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”