wicked witch of the world

it’s me for now • @ niminniie on twt and bluesky <3 • she/her

[kinklock]

when it’s 2018 and johnlocks still got you by the balls

[anthonytheshuhite]

[inkskinned]

oh, i am finally old enough to know why my parents took so long to grab their coats. why they would ask us to get ready to go only to sit down for another round of coffee. what would i tell myself, at 10 years old? it’s okay. sit down with them too. take in the extra hour with your friend and her family. when you get home, write down every moment in your diary. one day you will be older and you will be waving goodbye to your best friend, and you will turn the key to start your beat up little car engine, and you will look back over your shoulder. her hair will be blowing in the wind and she will be beautiful and you will be, for a moment, struck by all of it. what you will feel is so wide and nameless that it will engulf you. and you will think of being 14 and kicking her under the table in math every time you wanted to whisper something behind the teacher’s back. you will think about how long the days felt, and how you could hold her hand whenever you wished, but you didn’t. and you will think about all of the people you could have lingered with. and you will wish, more than you have ever felt a wish, that the universe just gave you that - more time to linger. more time to say - i love you. i know i need to leave, but i don’t want to leave you. and when i go, i am leaving a piece of my heart that lingers too. 

one more round of coffee. the days are so short, and you are so lovely.

[lunamonchtuna]

— Mikko Harvey, from For M (via lunamonchtuna)

[homunculus-argument]

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

[zutalorsihavemissedone]

[animentality]

[beautifulterriblequeen]

A sign to tap

[grissomesque]

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Lestat de Lioncourt

Voting ended onMar 7

[ctimenefic]

Alex doesn’t hate the guys who shagged George in the junior formulae years out of jealousy. It was her body; she was free to do what she wanted with it. He hates that they never respected that. He hates that none of them were good enough to touch her. Shit drivers, shit men. Puffed up boys who used the travel and her loneliness and the fact she was at least two years younger to get one over on her off the track simply because they couldn’t beat her on it. There’s so many reasons to hate them, really. And jealousy isn’t a factor. Because, most of all, he hates that he was one of them.

Take a number Galex, complete, rated E.

GR 63 gets Rule 63'd! Unending thanks to so so many people who have helped this become real: @latecomersprivilege, @onadarklingplain, @prettydangrotten, @selfsong, @sseung00 – it's been a dream talking through all the minute details with you all. You have been so generous with your time. Merry Christmas!

[ctimenefic]

Chapter 7 - Still July 2022

[niminniie]

Reading Severus fics again I will never be free

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[hylianengineer]

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[emziess]

Isa Briones as Dr. Trinity Santos The Pitt

[buttpoems]

embarrassing myself

[dare-to-dm]

It is so good to have hobbies like this.

I'm into foraging, especially mushroom hunting. But I am SO BAD at it you guys. Like, I do my due diligence in terms of research and safety, but I'm bad at actually finding the things and also bad at remembering things I need to know to identify plants/fungi confidently. I haven't actually harvested a mushroom in over 2 years now.

HOWEVER. A failed mushroom hunt is still a nice walk in the woods. I don't need to be good at it to have a good time. And while I hope I get better at it, I don't feel pressured or rushed to do so. It's just nice.

[formulahs]

this is George and Alex friendship erasure. Alex didn't come out here saying that George would go round to his family's house for dinner even when Alex wasn't there for people to act like Pierre and Charles are the only real friends on the grid.

they’re lovers not friends

[sedicii]

crazy crazy man

[lavendercries]

wishing an especially wonderful day to everyone who writes george russell ships

[nighthaunting]

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

[beesmygod]

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

[neutral-wizard]

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

[lh44jpg]

imagine you’re lewis hamilton and your race has been red flagged and your ex is on TV telling everyone how you used to have wrestling competitions in your shared hotel bedrooms and sharing a childhood picture of the two of you and imagine neither of you really talk anymore but you’re “neutral friends” imagine