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we're not kids anymore.
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@nimiustakkun
Friday Funnies!
It makes me cry that possums can carry stuff with their tails. It’s so cute. But if I told a possum that it would probably think i was being condescending
worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves
Clip from a stand-up performance by @ janet.mcnamara.
the best time to learn a new language was when you were twelve and willing to go through great lenghts to read yaoi on the internet. the second best time is now.
Victor Nizovtsev
the start of a comic i was making in 2023 about a mosquitos point of view
OK i finished it.
Everything has to eat even the humble mosquito 🦟
Its a neutral action to eat and to be eaten.
I forgive you, mosquito
sorry i'm getting beheaded can i call you back
when i see a 40 minute youtube video called "THE SEARCH FOR BANANA BUBBLE GUY (Lost Media)" about a bunch of forum users trying to find a single three-minute Belarusian claymation short that aired on cartoon network exactly once at 3am in 1985 with all the seriousness and drama of a homicide manhunt
A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.
Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.
Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.
There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.
[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
Nothing bad will ever happen to me because I simply love everything that happens. Hit myself in the gums really hard while I was brushing my teeth just now and I thought, "Wahoo!"