Honey Pie You’re Haunting Me

Queen of Pining, Lover of Himbos This blog is a dumpster fire 30 / 🇨🇦

[prollybradshaw]

Miles, PLEASE 😂

[nillial]

today the icebreaker question at work was "what are you dressing up as for halloween" and everyone's answers were "i don't think I'm dressing up this year" "i don't really dress up but my kid wants to be spiderman" "um i don't know maybe a zombie or something" and then it got to me and i had to be like "im being cloth mother and my roommate is being wire mother from the 1950s sociological experiment"

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[mlbsmashorpass]

Cal Raleigh

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onJun 5, 2025

Submitted by @basedball with the help of the cal raleigh enjoyers and appreciators of the mariners discord

[miketownsends]

[itzzkaylaaa]

“YOU DIDN’T WAIT” “I DID WAIT”

[grcsbluepen]

OP didn’t think we’d notice them using the same pictures twice

[inactive-widowwhisper]

fuck me.. who said that

[castielsb1tch]

no one portrays characters being pathetic & hot better than lewis pullman

[rosethornewrites]

I live in Chicagoland and have family friends who are brown and undocumented. It’s not good here.

[rosethornewrites]

I want to specify that the US government ICE agents rapelled from Blackhawk helicopters to take over an apartment building, breaking open apartment doors in the middle of the night to drag barely-clad residents from their homes and detain everyone in UHaul trucks with the children zip-tied to each other. Regardless of citizenship.

There was too much traffic today, and an ICE agent deployed a tear gas canister in traffic in response.

This is not normal.

[theplaguebeast]

From the very bottom of my heart: what the ACTUAL FUCK

[rosethornewrites]

It’s not even near me yet, but where I live there’s lots of brown folks so they’ll come.

This is surreal. We’re being attacked by the United States.

[bisexualbaker]

"ICE Agents Rappel From Black Hawk Helicopters Into Chicago for Major Raid" - MSN, published October 1st, 2025

[rosethornewrites]

Most mainstream media is barely covering it.

[bisexualbaker]

I genuinely wish I were surprised by that.

[tochira]

Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated'

The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosi

Spread this far and wide - there's no paywall.

[majorjuniorhockey]

Who is Gavin McKenna? 🇨🇦🏒 The projected 1st-overall selection in next year's NHL entry draft hails from the far north of Canada —Whitehorse, Yukon's hard to He'll also be playing in the NCAA at @/Penn State Men's Hockey for his draft year, a decision that could change the path top prospects take to the NHL

[moncuries]

patch...

[thoughtportal]

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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[onemillionwordsofcrap]

I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

[taylorswift]

Tonight all these lives converge here The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears Where fraternal souls sing identical things And it’s beautiful  It’s rapturous. It is frightening. ____

I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A forever thank you goes out to my mentors and friends Max and Shellback for helping me paint this self portrait.

If you thought the big show was wild, perhaps you should come and take a look behind the curtain… 

The Life of a Showgirl is out now.

https://taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift

📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott 

[langdonfiles]

[lakevida]

wish i could show u guys how good i cleaned the grout in the shower but i didnt take a before pic, and my work was so exemplary that if i showed u the clean shower you would say no this is a new shower and youre lying for grout clout, and ive had a long week so that would probably be the last straw for me

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation