"Ma Ha Ja"

oh why hello der. my name is Kid (F/Bi?), and i wanna learn to art good. (Asks are open, so y'know) ENJOY MY SHIT SHOW, PEOPLE.

[babyanimalgifs]

happy boy

[4jimn-remade]

@nu4bo

[benignmilitancy-deactivated2021]

Sonic is unique as a hero character, when you really think about it. 

- a speedster but not quite “hyper” like one - calm and laidback, yet has the fiercest temper when he sees injustice - aversion to crying and negativity - loves nature but encourages the beneficial use of technology (i.e., the Tornado, Tails’ inventions) - likes reading for fun but is more “street smart” than book smart - amicable, can befriend almost anyone - stubborn but not blindly so - vivid imagination, cheeky, a bit of a smartass - sometimes irritable - a narcissistic tongue, yet humble - somewhat tense around violent characters (like Metal and Shadow)

[parakavka]

[fancy--tuna]

[thenatsdorf]

Unsatisfying animations. [full video]

[batfamfiction]

No these are not satisfying. MAKE IT STOP

[nin10kid64-blog]

dear fawful and cackletta, please stop being such a bitch to doodle. the rest is me and my gf being gay as tf2 and then her little oc I made for my shape head people... they're uh, mostly on my nsfw blog.

[bombing]

submerge yourself in aloe vera gel for free

[classicmeevs]

why

[bombing]

for free

[yeoja]

View this post on Instagram

[hank-chill]

This is my uncle in 1984. 

[yiffysniffy]

look at those anime legs

[paranoir-antares]

Always reblog Goth Anime Legs Uncle.

[klingoff]

hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.

[truebuggy-remade]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON W BOSS BABY……..

[dinkywinks]

this is what happens when you give movie deals to deviantart transformation fetish artists

[somnomforest]

@starshipmario told me we share rose quartz as a birthstone which I thought was pretty neat, so here’s a quick li’l aes board. ★★★

[suppermariobroth]

Mario consoling Luigi in Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story.

[ruikh]

rip in pieces vine

loud noises n off kilter humor ahead

also some cute animals

[chloelemay]

so this is how dragons ended right

[turing-tested]

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

[covid-69]

socks are quieter than bare feet on tile/wood and for the love of god don’t wear slippers/shoes if you can help it

climbing ON the furniture will disrupt the pattern of your footsteps and make it harder to hear where you are in the house

crawling will do the same and if you get caught crawling you can pretend you fell 

the floor near the wall can be really loud if the floorboards/carpet is old and not completely flush to the wall

do NOT attempt to use a rolling chair to travel without footsteps. they are extremely loud and hard to steer

[slimerat5]

test around ur house to see what places make more noises than others when people are gone if you can

[justapassingstranger]

-stepping using the outside line of your foot as first contact minimizes the sound of ur step significantly,

-tippy toes are a thing for a reason, but putting all ur weight on one spot tends to get loud quickly. Using the above method in conjunction with keeping the majority of ur weight on the balls of ur feet (vs just ur toes) can make u silent on all but the creakiest of floors.

-test ur socks before hand. Some slide or make more noise than others, and falling could be catastrophic.

-wear close fitting, soft cotton clothing. Denim and silk like clothes will make noise whatever you do, and limiting excess folds limits the sounds they make

-note where the shadows fall naturally at night, and all the small places you can hide on short notice. Ambient light is inevitable in urban areas, and keeping still in a small dark space will decrease the risk of being seen. Remember, the eyes is attracted to motion. Stay still, and with appropriate camouflage (i.e. couch arm rest covers, throw pillows, blankets) their eyes will pass right over you

-use ambient sounds to cover any sounds you might make. The sounds of the fan, air conditioner, heater, or radiator will go a long way to cover any flubs

-if you need to escape more permanently, prep squeaky doors before hand by unlocking and opening them to the point the don’t squeak or with a can of wd40, and double check that no doors are latched before you try to escape. These sounds, more than anything else, will wake people up.

-make your escape path beforehand, and stash what you need to take as close to ur exit as possible. This way, you’ll make less sound and not be red handed if u end up being caught

[enjolrasjosette]

I used a lot of these to get food from the kitchen when my mom rehoused to let me eat. This is so important. Share this, it could be the difference between whether someone eats today

[ask-a-zebra]

Having Ehlers Danlos Syndrome sometimes feels about the equivalent of being composed of jello and wet spaghetti. Nothing stays where its supposed to. Literally every single cell in the body is floppy, so fingers are definitely an issue for many of us. I can almost guarantee that for the majority of us, writing is not only slow and painful but nearly impossible at times. FIne motor skills? What even are those? An EDSer surely doesn’t have any of those. Even typing which is far easier than writing, is painful and daunting at times. But last year I joined the population of shiny zebras by getting fitted for a set of Silver Rings Splints and they are beyond magical.

For those of you who have not heard of The Silver Ring Splint Company, they are a company that custom makes finger splints that look like elegant pieces of jewelry. Don’t believe me? Well I can’t even tell you how many compliments I’ve received for them. Nobody even suspects that they might possibly be medical. But more importantly, they work amazing! I still have hand pain and finger dislocations when performing fine motor skills and writing is definitely not something I look forward to but I have saved myself thousands of painful dislocations, I can open doors easier, type faster, write longer and hold objects in my hands without looking like an alien from a sic-fi movie. With the rings on my fingers actually look like fingers rather than tentacles!

The company is also family owned and the people are so sweet and helpful!

If you are having trouble with hand pain, clumsiness and dislocations please check out this amazing company!

http://www.silverringsplint.com

[cozycaffiene-deactivated2018040]

I’m literally crying right now. I will be able to use my hands!!! As it stands I can’t do dishes, hold things, write, hold books, type, without pain or dislocation. Oh my gosh. This is a miracle.

[aquasplendens-deactivated202411]

@peaceypanic

[tinyratfeet-deactivated20160331]

those are gorgeous and that is amazing how well they’re working! signal boost!

[murderouswaterhorse]

I love these things. I use one for my thumb because due to arthritis I have very little strength/support in the joint and therefore often can’t do anything. My splint makes it possible for me to do my job, do the shit i need to do and not have as bad of pain. 

[lancrebitch]

these are so cool

omg the first ehlers danlos post I’ve seen, this makes me happy!

[squidwurd]