Clueless

Book Lover, Pokemon Trainer, Hunger Games survivor, Hogwarts Student, A Dragon Rider, Fellowship Supporter, A Girl With A Wish To Be Everything She Wants

[love-personal]

[gremlin-spawn]

The amount of cuddling I desire is infinite

[kimoramay-deactivated20170907]

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

[nina00089]

[nina00089]

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[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

La Luna ✨🌖

[algaesquid]

[4oq]

this show was everything

[twitterlols]

[becausebirds]

Penguins: clumsy but adorable.

[dreaming-jaybird]

i never wanted this to end

[ofgeography]

oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSORBING PROTECTIVE BODY GEAR

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

Fun fact, due to their flightlessness, penguins have actually extremely sturdy bones for birds. That plus their natural blubbery body makes them their own shock absorbers

[esdeline]

[mitten]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[witchymashedpotatoes]

me: *looks up how to be mysterious*

[breelandwalker]

Me: -offers protips-

When waiting in public, read something with a serene look on your face.

If possible, make the book something esoteric or philosophical.

Always have ready a sly smile and a raised eyebrow.

Practice giving people a knowing look when they give you odd ones.

Failing that, a smile and a dead-eyed stare work pretty well too.

Grin conspiratorially at small children who peek at you.

Wear black if you like, but whatever you wear, make it a statement.

Maintain confident posture, even when relaxed.

Walk in like you own the place but aren’t making a big deal of it

Walk out like you’re coming off a stage.

Whistle nonsense tunes at birds.

Pat trees affectionately and smile at them.

Go to movies and cafes by yourself. Make no excuse.

Be polite to people but offer no personal details in conversation.

Always Keep People Guessing.

Have fun! :)

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

Things overheard in the music building:

“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?”  “Because fuck you that’s why.”  “I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.”  “Dude you should eat your lunch.”  “I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.” “I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.”  “Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.”  “I’m thinking about dropping music history.”  “But why, don’t you need that class?” “Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.” “So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.” “SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.” “I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.”  “If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”  

[teukiewookie]

“Theres no way a tuba can fit in that tiny ass locker.” “Not with that attitude.”

~somebody accidentally slams the piano keys with the backpack~ “Same.”

“It’s just simple stomps and claps.” “I’m a SINGER. If I could stomp and clap don’t you think I’d be SOMETHING ELSE?!”

“It’s a simple repetition.” “You’re a simple repetition.” “Shut the fuck up.”

[revanchistsuperstar]

Me (drunk in a practice room at 3am because I wanted to see how it felt to play trombone when I can’t feel my face. Also, I’m slamming the piano keys with my forearms): FUCK YOU I’M HENRY COWELL

[lizawithazed]

“I think the actors have been shortcutting through here again; I smell booze”

“what the fuck even is 5/4?″ “Mission: The Impossible Theme”

“radio feedback is absolutely a valid instrument” “spoken like a composition major”

[thegreatweissshark]

“Help my fist is stuck in the tuba!”

And my personal favourite:

-Awful noise-

“What was that!?” “My hopes and dreams of making it in the industry.”

[thecosmosknowsitself]

@caithes-blossom relatable

[alchemyalice]

*in full operatic soprano, vibrato turned up to maximum* 

“APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, JEANS!

 BOOTS WITH THE FUR, WITH THE FUUUUURR!!!!!”

[faizesheifabeleth]

after many years I still never tire of this video

[dubiouswizard]

THIS VIDEO IS THE REASON I PLAYED THIS GOD DAMN GAME ALMOST 3 YEARS AGO

[kiwipan-deactivated20150921]

this is the only thing I think of when someone says phoenix wright

[stimman3000]