safe haven, little weird probably

Nina | Germany 🇩🇪 | bi & ace 💜 | 21 | books | memes | cute games | trying to get better ♡ Feel free to massage me :)

[decaffeinatedhologrampanda]

My Profile pic

Its from picrew. I feel horrible for not crediting the wonderful artist ;-;

[jellyish]

I do kinda hate the “grown up/teen” reboots of kids’ media is just…let’s make them all assholes who don’t like each other and then force conflict. Like bitch this show is about the POWER of FRIENDSHIP. You took away the whole Point

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

People have repeatedly asked me why I’m so scared of driving and quite frankly I think I hold a normal amount of fear towards driving. I think most people could stand to be a little more scared of driving tbh

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[forgotten-plotline]

This is where I'd make a poll

[crankyteapot]

BUG RACE

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Voting ended onJan 19, 2023

[crankyteapot]

the competition is intense

[crystallizedtwilight]

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

[animentality]

[srdcovka]

[ID: A tweet from @/gldivittorio reading: " 'Don't ask friends for help moving as an adult' 'don't ask friends to do a potluck as an adult' you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it". End ID]

[ponett]

[renecdote]

Favourite genres of media include ‘makes me want to lie on the floor’ and ‘have to stop and stare into space about it for a while’ and sometimes both of those as well as ‘has rewired my brain so completely I will think about it every day forever’

[thebluewritingbench]

the last few bots that have followed me don't even have funky little bios anymore, they're just blank and untitled..... like at least try a little harder. tell me a little something fun about yourself before i block you baby

[gotinterest]

Ok so initial information on Tumblr polls for those who are curious:

-You do not get a notification when people vote on your poll (waiting to see if you get a notification to say that your poll results are ready once the poll closes)

-YOU as the poll creator cannot see the voting data (as in which option is winning) of an active poll unless you vote in it yourself.

-Votes are anonymous, you can't see who voted on your poll.

-You can only put one poll on an individual post. If you want to conduct multiple polls you have to make multiple posts.

-The options for how long a poll is open are VERY limited- either 1 day or 1 week.

-You can edit posts and add polls to the original post though

Neat!

Oh god you are going to add a poll to the load bearing kp gif post aren't you?

Also

there

seems

to

be

a limit

of

ten response options

Voting ended onJan 19, 2023

[gotinterest]

EDIT: Adding this to this particular post just so the info remains compiled in one place:

-You can't add polls in reblogs

-If the original post is older than one week it is impossible to edit a functioning poll to the original post. The polls count the time limit based on the day the ORIGINAL POST was created, not the day the POLL was created. So when you grab an older post and edit a poll into it, once you save the post the poll will show up as a finished poll with zero votes.

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Why did NO ONE tell me about Sky what the hell guys????

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Shout out to the time my pastor responded to problems with the sound system with something along the lines of “The enemy is trying to mess with Christ’s message even now.” It has completely redefined how I deal with technical difficulties. Rather than get angry when the Internet goes off out of nowhere at work, I have to fight not to burst out laughing because all I can think is,

[marmalarts]

hello my hand is gonna fall off

tap for better quality!

[brain-buddies]

There is a new Chrome extension that detects if a video you’re streaming has a strobe in it, will freeze the video and stick this warning up there until you approve it.

WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE????

[ensoua]

[image description: a screencap of the chrome web store, showing an extension called “seizsafe - epilepsy alert for youtube” and an example image of the extension, showing a blocked video with the text “warning: the following content may potentially trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy.” there is a toggle with an option reading: “don’t warn me again during this video. click here or hit spacebar to continue watching 👆”. end image description.]

chrome webstore link:

Seizafe - Epilepsy Alert for YouTube™

Prevent Photosensitive-Epileptic seizures while watching YouTube™ videos. We'll warn you before you see any flashy videos.

[chthonic-pain]

reblog to help photosensitive folk feel safe!!