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THE FUTURE IS TEAL AS FUCK (she/her) I do not use generative AI for my fics

[nineteenohtwo]

My Hollanov fics master post

Series: Hit Post

A series of social media/epistolary fic exploring the world Shane and Ilya live in post The Long Game.

The Crowell Tapes (2k)

Summary:

ESPN ✅ @espn

NHL Commissioner Roger Crowell under fire after audio of him reprimanding @OttawaCentaurs players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander over controversial coming out leaks online

The Andrei Rozanov Files (2.1k)

Summary:

New York Post ✅ @nypost

Andrei Rozanov blasts NHL-superstar brother Ilya: “Shocking lack of respect for real family"

The Ilya Rozanov Exposé (1.8k)

Summary:

Perez Hilton ✅ @PerezHilton

Viral: Married "gay" hockey star Ilya Rozanov caught IN PUBLIC sexting mystery woman. WITH RECEIPTS!

The Montréal Voyageurs Report (3.4k)

Summary:

ESPN ✅ @espn

With a new #24, the Montreal Voyageurs are finally ready to forget Shane Hollander

The Gilbert Comeau Dossier (2.9k)

Summary:

ESPN ✅ @ESPN

Ottawa’s Ilya Rozanov has been fined $5000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for slashing Montreal’s Gilbert Comeau.

The NHL Edict (2.8k)

Summary:

The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL

In its latest rulebook update, the NHL quietly added a ban on PDA on the ice. Is this merely coincidence or a response to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s now iconic Stanley Cup kiss?

[nineteenohtwo]

Hey I love your fic sso much and I had to tell you that The Ilya Rozanov Exposé was the fourth search result when I googled his name. It might just be my angorythm but I thought it was neat!

wtfffff i just tried and for me it's the first one on page 2 of google?!??

[nineteenohtwo]

The Shane Hollander Debacle

By nineteenohtwo

Summary:

The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL

Shane Hollander was the only player who did not wear Pride Tape on his stick during Centaurs Pride Night

Read it here

And read the rest of the ongoing Hit Post series here

[nineteenohtwo]

oh? 👀

[nineteenohtwo]

maybe check out the secret "Read More" links in the new fic idk just a suggestion 👀👀

[nineteenohtwo]

New Hit Post fic is UPPPP

Thank you all for being so patient with me and please tell me all your thoughts!

[nineteenohtwo]

ok be ready

[nineteenohtwo]

Are you still writing? I love your fics!

yes but i looked at my statistics page on ao3 and got scared so bad lmao it gave me performance anxiety

[nineteenohtwo]

i was rereading the dearly beloved hit post, and now that i have two bits of hockey knowledge to rub together, i simply must know...is matthew campbell a macklin celebrini expy? my eyes zoomed all the way in on BU and the initials!

omg no i would never do that to my dear macklin

although now that i think about it might have been subconsciously lmaooo

[nineteenohtwo]

every time i see someone recommend your Hit Post series, i give it a reread - it still hits every time

thank you so much! i am working on more but i am the busiest girl in the world and not good at managing my time

for your kind words (and patience) here is a Joseph bit from the next fic (working title The Shane Hollander Dilemma - but i'm not married to it so that's maybe subject to change)

Joseph @cenzforlife

Hayden Pike is allergic to condoms and power play goals

[kaijuerotica]

when hollanov are both centaurs ilya still tells each of them "i love you" when they leave the ice and then gives shane a very professional "good game"

[marmot-bee-person]

link pls???

[cinematicvests]

hi these are my tags but i forgot to respond :/ sorry. @mango-smoothie360 got it right in the comments though: it's The NHL Edict by @nineteenohtwo

[nineteenohtwo]

yes hello

[nineteenohtwo]

most of you guys are really sweet to me but i need some people to understand that i have a really demanding job and i am absolutely already burning the candle at both ends a bit and sending me mean asks/ao3 comments (that i Will delete lmfao) about my writing and/or update schedule is not going to make me write any faster :))

[nineteenohtwo]

19/02 nineteenohtwo day happy birthday to me

[nineteenohtwo]

hii, just popping in to say i've been loving the whole "hit post" series and im super excited for new fics!!!!! during exams, these really are the highlights of my weeks😌💕

so sweet, thank you!!!

[nineteenohtwo]

absolutely obsessed with ur fics (just read the pda rule one on the bus back from mtl… fantastic as always) and also have become obsessed with the sharks so am really just having a blast overall honestly <333 fingers crossed mack goes fucking crazy on friday PLEASE

we love the sharks

[nineteenohtwo]

Love love love the social media fics they are so funny and honestly just a delight to readdddddddd

Is there series complete or will there be more installments?

Also probably my fave part is the account that hates harden I think it's so funny

working on the next one rn it's taking so long because i'm swampedddd with work

[nineteenohtwo]

Clocking in as another journalist who loves ur writing

thank youuuuuuu

[nineteenohtwo]

who is your favorite character?

shane