Mittens

Golden

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[altedi]

[hauntedmushroom]

how has this not gone viral?

[we-kant-even]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

[anarchomoop]

So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes.  Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students.  Like all the time.  It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher.  Plato thought this was bullshit.  He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them.  He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did.  Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example.  So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

People call themselves fans of the outdoors

But have not collected firewood

Learned smoke signals

Defended themselves from a pack of wolves

Own a watch worth $5k or more

Or dried their own meats

And yet they think their opinion means something to me

So tell me

Tell me how much you love the wilderness

[gentleshepherdess-deactivated20]

why is having a watch worth $5k on this list op?

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

A true playboy

Values his time

Literally

And figuratively

[memecage]

[angelbabyspice]

…what???

[stagmage]

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

[as-warm-as-choco]

Before the computing era, ILM was the master of oil matte painting, making audiences believe that some of the sets in the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones trilogy were real when they weren’t. They were the work of geniuses like Chris Evans, Michael Pangrazio, Frank Ordaz, Harrison Ellenshaw and Ralph McQuarrie ! Forever thank you, to their handmade art and the work of their colleagues, that made us dream of impossible worlds and fantastic places across Earth and the Universe.

There are more background paintings on this article, featuring comments by the masters/artists themselves ! 

Some of the following pieces were made by other artists 2:

[the-time-goddess-of-221b-deacti]

exCUSE ME?!?!!??!??! TheYRE PAINTINGS?!??!!?!

[starsintheskysandsontheshore]

SHUT UP I thought they were miniatures!!!!

[sodeartomyheart]

It’s too beautiful. I could cry.

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

I love this because I’ll be watching a movie and think “how did they do that? Is that a building they built for this movie? Was it there beforehand? Is it cardboard or CGI? Is that actually some place on Earth that they’re filming?” And the answer to all of these now is “nope, that’s a painting”. I can’t believe some of the most iconic, familiar shots were paintings!

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[ampervadasz]

[canni-can]

[powerarmor]

when you go to the psychiatrist and they confirm what you self diagnosed

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20

me:

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[themoufofthesouth]

Yes I identify as a top. And yes I bottom. We exist.

[dumbminican-deactivated20240901]

The League of Tops has deemed this statement untoplike, condoning vers behavior and is therefore revoking your topping membership immediately.

[themoufofthesouth]

You can have my Top Card©. The premium benefits package was pretty nice but dealing with our bottom clientele was more hassle than reward. The Versatile & Position Non-Binary Alliance™ has a better working model and more upward mobility (if you catch my drift). I’m good luv, enjoy.

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

bottom academy still recruiting for the 2019-2020 academic year sistren

[themoufofthesouth]

I attended my freshman year. No benefits, malicious environment, sub-par healthcare, terrible alumni package, the dinning hall only served fiber pills and water, and don’t get me started on the strict top associates. Made some good hunties tho.

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

we applied for funding through the BBB (Better Bottoms Bureau) and now offer cross-disciplinary trainings and a diversity initiative to recruit, train, and properly integrate vers bottoms into our workforce :) plus we got a bidet now!

[themoufofthesouth]

I’m so proud that yall are making strides to improve but it’s gonna take years to improve your RateMyProlapse score. Good luck boo

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Everyone on this post is going to jail

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[mjalti]

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

[solarsyrup]

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

[horsefriend]

decadance

[sophisti-cunted]

lil guy thinks he’s in lush

[ningkritontot]

Would u hypothetically block someone for no reason?

Yup

[hotgirltori-deactivated20181119]

i’m tired of wanting to be pretty. always wondering if people think i’m pretty. curating a social media existence so everyone thinks i’m constantly pretty. i’m still not gonna post ugly selfies but y’all get my point