Way of the Ninja Turd

Sup dudes welcome to my fitblr/martial arts blog! First degree black belt in shotokan karate and a new grad med/surge nurse just tryin to learn something. Extra blogs: @adhd-nurse-studies @gaming-dragon @gajeels-batman-suit Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦

[ohlexa]

Cara Dune | Chapter 7: The Reckoning

[tinyterrorbjj]

i didn’t know gina carano moved to acting!! is she done with mma???

[framesandflames]

[lilium]

[yourfavisawarcriminal]

i know im not an art acct but i just want y’all to know this. here’s the link in the post

[rodrickheffeley]

trump got impeached, critics want to bawl their eyes out after watching cats movie, star wars fandom is in shambles after tros release, entire india is protesting against citizenship law, camila cabello's half assed apology for being anti black, jk rowling outed herself as a terf. this is too much info for me to process.

[lukes-crain-deactivated20201029]

2019 really ending with a bang

[whatsallthisnow]

[valleyhowler]

Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"? I don't wanna offend anyone.

[greycloudsroll]

Treason’s Greetings

[olivemeister]

impeach navidad

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I

[nerdomancer]

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

This is how apparently

[severalowls]

Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The swedes r like^

[explorerrowan]

Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?

[systlin]

Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.

Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.

[strawberrydragon]

This wiki article is hilariously salty

[strawberrydragon]

STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:

[strawberrydragon]

There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.

[strawberrydragon]

[strawberrydragon]

But it doesn’t tell me WHO launched three successful attacks against the goats (btw there are two goats because the people who made the first goat got tired of people burning their goat, so they quit making it and another organization took up the task. The first organization started making their goat again after the second organization got into the Guinness Book of World Records for their goat’s size. So now the two groups continue to make separate goats.)

[strawberrydragon]

Now this is Christmas.

[strawberrydragon]

I don’t even know who I am rooting for in this situation.

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat 

[just-bears-here]

[lovetnaomi]

Is this a polar bear or a grizzly

[mediocre-savant]

Yes. (They can mix and the offspring can produce viable offspring,so…. Make of that what you will.)

[just-bears-here]

Pizzly bears

[binkabonkahankeydoo]

no don’t make that of it

[just-bears-here]

That’s what they’re called

[wildlifemajor]

Pizzly bear

[teacupstudies]

listen to me: you DO NOT always need to give it your 100%. you really do not. because let’s be honest, you’re human and you’re simply not always going to be able to. there are days when you can only give it your 80%. or your 50%, or heck, even your 10%. and THAT IS OKAY. only skimming one paragraph, only solving one equation, only memorizing 5 words is better than not doing anything because you have this idea in your head that things are only worth doing when you can give what you consider to be your 100%. 10% is better than 0% and some days that is all you can give. it will still add up, and you will still succeed, i promise.

[abelbjj]

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[90stv-deactivated20191212]

no woman has ever once exaggerated even a tiny bit abt men ever they literally all are like this

[thelastlightningbug]

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

[jayska-nxl]

Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.

Tbh, I’d help him

[aces-to-apples]

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

[trufflupogus]

[galahadwilder]

I’d like to point out that this development is occurring at around the same time that Spider-Verse introduced us to Olivia Octavius. It’s like they knew.

[11thsense]

Y’all r wildin OUT

[lunaeregia]

HELLO?

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

[http-royalboy-deactivated201811]

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

[rosjon21620-deactivated20210713]

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

[aidenjaxwrites]

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

[dr-gloom]

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

[fallentitan98]

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

VERY NIcE

[nepenthesophrosyne]

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

[purplmonster]

Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”

[maircury]

The only pain I want to feel in 2020* is the tattoo needle pain.

[watsongifs]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) dir. David Yates

[marshmallowdonutsprinkles]

Chairman Rose after summoning eternatus for something that could've been easily solved at a later time, causing Galar to fall into havoc and peril, then turning himself in to the police after losing 1 fight with a 10 year old

[capoctillery]

He really did all that shit for no reason, he turned himself in out of embarrassment