Ancient Chinese Secret

Hakuna matata means family

[pavitraprabhakars]

just did a hit of pillow and blanky

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

+Bonus

[avvocarlo]

[notsocryptic]

This is a joke I guess? But also exactly what it’s like to have crippling anxiety cool thanks

[averynaughtywerewolf]

This is a joke I guess

[combeferret]

right so don’t mind me but

this is Limmy (the kilogram of feather guy) and he is a Scottish comedian who is VERY open about his past and current mental health issues, and below is a small snippet of his mental health tweets from over the years

we don’t see many men that are as open as him and we certainly don’t see many male COMEDIANS as open as him

so aye, his tv shows that have the accurate bits on mental health are very much based on his own experiences and v worth watching if you want a laugh from someone who Gets It

[female-twink-deactivated2021032]

do people who aren’t from scotland not realize that Limmy’s comedy very specifically taps into that experience of mental health and alienation, especially in Scottish culture? it’s practically dripping from every episode.

[fakegamerjamiee]

i relate to this a lot.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somehwere out there a tree is growing the wood for your coffin

[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[xgosiamx]

[jheselbraum]

People who aren’t panic buying and just need basic necessities

[paxamericana]

[garbage-empress]

fucker should start drinking them all.

[garbage-empress]

God reading the article makes this worse. He didn’t just make a big order to Purell or whatever, he literally took an SUV and made a 1000+ mile roadtrip clearing the shelves of every store he found. So not only is he hoarding/price gouging during a pandemic, he’s probably made it completely unavailable in a lot of communities because he cleared out every store in town. And then he justifies this by saying he’s being paid for his labor/making it available to people in bigger cities that dont have it (at 20x the cost) but I think this part was what really got me:

He thought about it more. “I honestly feel like it’s a public service,” he added. “I’m being paid for my public service.

Someone find this dude.

[spiroandthelacktones]

Rob that fucker of every bottle

[sharkflip]

I read that article and was inarticulately angry, I’m glad someone else got it to tumblr first. 

[wingedkiare]

Adding this.  Because it made me very very happy.

[wingedkiare]

More updates.

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in God’s name is this

[dozy-draconequus-deactivated202]

Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

this keeps getting worse

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[ruinedchildhood]

[artsnculture]

Artist Whose Painting Got Mistaken For A Van Gogh Creates Adorable “Starry Night” Dog Series

[just-shower-thoughts]

If your nose isn’t blocked and it doesn’t hurt to swallow, appreciate it for a minute because you’re going to miss it when your sick.

[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

[isoren245]

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

[lollen96]

These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.

[revolutionarykoolaid]

cursed

[insanitysqueen]

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

[biitumen]

I’m cry laughing in bed at 3:07 am trying not to wake my husband

[we-love-gaming]

[buyamericancheese]

[amoreterno]

the honduran flag in mr ratburn’s class, him reading pablo neruda, his husband making mexican chocolate and naming it frida kahlo..they’re both latino and you can’t convince me otherwise

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

GAY LATINO RIGHTS

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]