The Random Blog of the One That Smacks Ninjas

Keth Ī Female Ī INFP Ī Biromantic? Ī Gray ace Ī Sapioromantic Ī ALL THE FANDOMS................................................................................................................ This is a collection of my thoughts, ramblings, and a variety of other things produced by my head. Topics included art, music, films, tv, games, fandoms, and various forms of my life. Enjoy!

[thebelfry]

[ninja-smack]

excess-of-cats:

sculptureoflimitations:

lorellaigilmore:

theocseason4:

uglyfun:

So this is 8 ½ minutes long but i guarantee you it’s the best 8 ½ minutes of TV you’ll see this week.

TRUMP IS ILLITERATE

[thestagpatronus]

ALL questions pottermore patronus test

I stumbled upon this reddit post whose author uses data from this post to create a quiz featuring ALL the questions from the pottermore patronus test to give you your “best fit” patronus. 

As we know with the ilvermorny and hogwarts tests, there is a huge difference in accuracy when comparing a quiz with all the questions available vs when taking it on pottemore with a limited and varying questions, and a lot of people were unhappy with their patronus because they thought it didn’t fit their personality. 

So, if you want to retake the patronus test or see the patronus you would receive in a 38 question quiz rather than a 5 question quiz, click here.

Side note: don’t be afraid to click none if neither answer feels right, it makes the answer more accurate for your personality

[kvotheunkvothe]

@stradivariholmes

[sixpenceee]

Venetian Masks

@sixpenceeeblog @sixpenceee

[ladugard]

I want gay cafés

Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations

[cryztalgemz-deactivated20150904]

see? this is what we need

a non-alcoholic, non-sexual space for LGBT groups that is inclusive to younger people

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

im here, im queer, and i can’t drink beer

[pan-sexuallyconfused]

Kinda weird that this doesnt exist actually

[austinlanghams]

Trump says tax evasion is ‘smart’

[sonoanthony]

That’s a crime. Why is he not in jail. They got al Capone for tax evasion. Why is Trump still not in handcuffs

What’s going on

[yesbothways]

That is just fucking incredible.  

[tyleroakley]

people who don’t care about this WILL be voting. make sure you do too. register to vote HERE.

[thoodleoo]

my favorite thing about the contrast between early christianity and ancient greek and roman religion is that the difference in the ways they think and talk about their gods is really similar to the difference between how dog and cat owners talk about their pets

[thoodleoo]

early christians: this is our god he’s omnipotent and omniscient and he is better than all of the other gods greeks: this is our party god dionysus he got into an argument with a bunch of frogs once and we love him

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

My 10 year old self looking out for me

[sizvideos]

[devourfrombeneath]

When my friend was a kid she used put on high heels and practice running around and jumping off stuff because Catwoman could do it. Now she can practically sprint in stilettos. Like…I’ve seen her chase after animals and run up hills and climb shit with 0% hindrance, and I will forever and always admire the hell out of her for it because when asked to choose between practicality and fashion she literally just chose “no be Catwoman” instead, and for some reason that actually worked.

[jennytrout]

This is why I was 100% not bothered by Bryce Dallas Howard’s high heels in Jurassic World. That character was a woman who could absolutely wear heels through hell and back without a scuff mark. These people exist, and they walk among us. You can spot them, because they’re slightly taller.

[redhotpussylicker]

me: hey guys we need to hit another bank

crew: alright, whats the reason for the score this time?

me:

[ultrarainpants-deactivated20180]

Hey guys, this is for you digital artists out there.

My friends have created this site for tracking your images, it’s called copypants.com.

It sucks finding people who repost your art without crediting you. On top of finding your images, Copypants acts as a middleman for interacting with the reposters. They make it really easy to send credit requests to people reposting your work.

Check em out, copypants.com

[psych2go]

If you guys run into any problems, feel free to email or message them. 

[bigyikesohno]

Spread the word cause I found my art on websites I didn’t even know they existed.

[heyneon]

@petililt

[moderntoons]

dialogue from the falls → don’t you know what it’s like to fall for someone? even though you know in your heart that it’ll probably never work out, but you’d do anything for that person? from the deep end (s1e15)

[pauljpeg]

[ninja-smack]

me, finally getting a chance to say something I've thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD

[ubuyo]