listen, if I had to deal with three magical 5 year olds alone i’d be tense too.

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listen, if I had to deal with three magical 5 year olds alone i’d be tense too.
What would even happen to you?
somebody mod this into portal and let the physics engine work it out.
The implications are terrifying.
Good news! I have the solution.
PORTALS CAN’T MOVE.
If you place a portal on a surface, and then that surface moves, the portal immediately closes. A good example of this is one of the last test chambers in the first game. There is a surface that, upon a button press, is tilted upwards at an angle. If you place a portal there and THEN hit the button, the portal disappears.
The ONE, SINGULAR EXCEPTION to this has been in Portal 2 when you are deactivating the neurotoxin generator. But it is fair to assume in all other cases a portal would not be allowed to move.
I will grant you that it may just be the limitations of it Being a Video Game. But there is no more concrete evidence to suggest they could move in reality than there is to suggest they couldn’t.
However, just for funsies, someone did in fact pull this off in-game to let he physics engine figure it out and the results are…
Well, it’s something.
Holy shit
We’ve found it. Eeby deeby.
this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was part of the staff of an anime convention all the way through college. We held our meetings on monday nights, and every monday after the meeting, most of us went to taco bell. We would get our terrible garbage food and sit at the tables and hang out until the wee hours of the morning, and sometimes Pat Rothfuss (who lived nearby) would drop by and blow our little nerdy brains. It was a beloved tradition.
One of our staffers was referred to as the Dapper Man, because he could frequently be found wearing a three-piece suit as he went about his daily business. A button-down and waistcoat was his casual attire, and on truly formal occasions, he would produce a tailcoat, tophat, and monocle. Somehow this worked incredibly well for him. Dapper Man was much lauded for his sartorial choices.
When Halloween rolled around, we held our meeting as usual, but with the addition of a bit of ridiculous cosplay holiday-garb. Since Halloween was not actually on a monday, only a few people were in costume. Dapper Man was.
These were the days before the rubber horse mask phenomenon went mainstream. They had just started to be available. Until Dapper Man arrived as a Formal Thoroughbred, I had never seen one.
He was quite dashing, though, with white gloves, a black tailcoat, and a monocle on his wide, staring, rubber horse-eyes. There was a strange but alarming dignity to the look.
We made it through the meeting with the usual chaos expected of ninety nerds left unsupervised with a twenty-thousand dollar budget, and progressed posthaste to TBell.
The local taco bell had a real problem with keeping staff on–for some reason, drug use was prolific among their employees, and they struggled to find consistent workers. But they knew we would be there every monday, and even though we were a big group we were patent and polite, and they generally liked us. So we rolled into taco bell with our usual aplomb.
We straggled into line and started placing orders, and I watched idly as the employee in back began assembling “tacos.” He was visibly blitzed; if he’d been any higher he might have floated off entirely.
He stuck his gloved hand into the tub of shredded lettuce, drew out a handful, looked up and caught sight of Dapper Man: the Equine Gentleman.
He did a double-take and then froze entirely.
You could see the whites of his eyes all the way around. It was very clear that he had absolutely no ability to comprehend what he was seeing; probably he assumed some sort of genteel victorian old god had come to wreak hoofed vengeance upon his taco-y demesne. Possibly he was just grappling with the possibility of reverse centaurs.
Either way, he had become a lettuce-bearing statue.
Taco production ground to a halt. He stood, trapped by the medusan gaze of Dapper Man’s rubber horse mask, until his manager came to yell at him.
At that point he dropped the lettuce and fled the taco bell.
I can only assume he could hear the sound of dress-shoe shod hoofbeats thundering behind him.
For all I know, he may still be fleeing Dapper Man’s dread fursona. We never saw him at the taco bell again.
Look I drank a liter and a half of wine right before I wrote this and the brakes on my vocabulary stop working when I’m tipsy.
It made sense at the time.
i’ve never encountered this word before, which is saying something, but apparently it’s both almost a synonym and almost a homophone of 'domain’. i’d ask why OP didn’t just use that instead, but tbh i’ve been there.
also, “taco-y demesne” isn’t half as powerful as “dapper man’s dread fursona”.
Demesne has a denotation of property connected to a home, which domain lacks, and it amused me to imply (admittedly vaguely, but again: wine) that this employee actually lived in the taco bell. Also, it’s a fun word!
My favorite thing about fanfic Zuko is that he just does not have a reference point for sexism. Like:
Some person: isn’t that women’s work?
Zuko, thinking of Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee: women’s work? You mean homicide?
When Zuko becomes Fire Lord he’s sitting in a meeting where there happens to be only one female advisor, Takiko (Which strikes him as a bit weird but for now he’s got bigger gazellefish to fry because he’s still trying to figure out who is worth keeping around even if *sometimes* (every day) he’s tempted to just turf them all out and start from scratch rather than deal with the paranoia) and Takiko’s in the middle of giving a presentation when they run out of tea. One of the male advisors remarks on this loudly, staring pointedly at Takiko. Because some female in the room “obviously” she’s the one who should be making the tea.
Takiko, used to this nonsense, starts to move towards the pot but to the collective shock of everyone in the room she is waved away by the Fire Lord.
“No, no, you’re in the middle of your presentation, I’ve got this,” says Zuko.
Male advisor: *sputtering* “My Lord! Surely Takiko can do that. Is it not below your station to pour tea?”
Zuko: “It’s fine. Uncle Iroh always pours his own tea and he’s ranked above all of you.”
*Room collectively recalls that Uncle Iroh is Dragon of the West*
Male advisor, changing tack: “She has uh… much more experience with such things.”
Zuko: *displaying an impressive level of control in using a fire technique to heat the pot that he learned during his time working in the Earth Kingdom tea shop* “I doubt it.”
(The kicker: Zuko makes better tea than anyone in the room has had in an official meeting in *years*.)
Babygirl I go through spoons faster than you can even imagine
Everyone tagging this "I thought this was about spoon theory": that works too. Here, you can have this post. It's yours now. If you need me I'll be emptying my ungodly overfilled cutlery bin from the dishwasher.
Honestly, I'm both...
The duality of man
As stated before, all of these have the same energy, but now I see that the energy they have... is this dog.
Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again
WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????
Mercy killing
This entire gif stressed me out
anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft
i didn't even know that this was possible but I had to say thank you looking at the damn ground