⚡ Expecto Patronum ⚡

I am quite literally obsessed with Fall Out Boy

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[daftpenstartedover]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

[bob-belcher]

[bob-belcher]

remember when we could make weekend plans and cancel them by choice? take me back!

[subtubitles]

[humorblr]

[sophie531896273240810891]

oh, to b a harvest mouse living in a european meadow.. munch on a lil flower for breakfast… climb up a blade of grass n swing on a tranquil breeze enjoying the sunlight .. Unreal

[sophie531896273240810891]

effervescent

[imposterogers]

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

[kylostantrums]

peter: YOUR PICTURE IS IN MY SCHOOL!!!

bruce: my WHAT

[mikrosproutmos]

peter, calling ned: DUDE YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO I’M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW

ned: idk is it Mr. Stark–

peter: DR. BRUCE BANNER

ned: HOLY SHIT

bruce: what. Is happening

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird that you have one hand that knows how to do everything and your other hand just sits there like “Idk how to use a pencil”

[somecutething]

[sunshine-snowflake]

[super-shar]

“Where am I going”

Constant mood😂

[earthdad]

this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

the scientists

[mrdiscomemes-deactivated2019011]

when I was

a young boy

my father

took my into the city

to see a marching band

he said son when I grow old

will you buy me a house of gold

[emmeryn-whatcha-say]

[juliastiles]

[bob-belcher]

[darktownboykisser]

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[formerlystarsongs-deactivated20]

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[wehaveallgotknives]

this morning on yard duty, i saved a large, sleepy bumble bee from some children who were gonna stomp on it because children are afraid of things. the bee was cold, and moving very slowly, not up to flying yet. i picked up the bee and it climbed my arm. the children screamed. i told them it was ok. the bee got onto my neck and into my hair. the children kept telling me that it was in my hair. i turned my head so the bee was in the sun. i stood there with the children and the bee until it warmed up and flew away. see, i said, it didn’t hurt me. if you don’t hurt things, they usually don’t hurt you. 

[wehaveallgotknives]

I went back to this school after a week away and a boy in year one in the lunch line said to me “remember when you holded the bee?”

[randomslasher]

pure

[clockworkrobotic]

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

[clockworkrobotic]

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

[clockworkrobotic]

i can name 5 songs with my name in them