NINJA SHREK

Ogres are like ninjas

[lintythehuman]

My one fear about 76

[paper-mario-wiki]

i drew a dude in MSPaint and then Alfred drew him because he liked em so much.

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[thebrogreblog]

I hatched a Shrek!!

[ninjashrek]

Best Friend: :) We finish each other's s-

Me: omeBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[sixpenceee]

Stunning cloud formation appears above Portugal. People call It “The Hand Of God”. (Source)

[ninjashrek]

More like the “Hand of Hell™”

[gameraboy]

Disney Posters done in Tim Burton Style by Andrew Tarusov

[ninjashrek]

why

[macoronnie]

I know its kinda long but its def worth the read, i stumbled across it while scrolling down my timeline… 

[geekscoutcookies]

READ EVERY SINGLE ONE. 

[wilkinson-gilinsky-johnson-blog]

Everyone need to read! Every single one of them!

[sonrie-concheetumadre]

[ninjashrek]

My heart...

[milclark]

[confirmance]

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS IT WILL NEVER END

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[ninjashrek]

WELL THEN.

[ninjashrek]

Damn Straight.

[ninjashrek]

When you see your bae hanging out with another man

[ninjashrek]

When you lose to a F2P in TF2

[sushizilla-deactivated20180531]

No joke.

[memedwin]

Why would you delete something so perfect. thebrogreblog

[thebrogreblog]

That was literally the most attractive selfie I have ever seen in the history of selfies. Shrexy as hell I don’t see what was wrong with it.

[ninjashrek]

[heartbreakhur]

[ninjashrek]

Walk up in the club like...

[ninjashrek]

Hey Science side of Tumblr, why is a Smurf’s butt blue?