The Nun Crushed Beneath the Rock

[schizopussay]

Good morning my fellow TLT fanatic, Gideon Nav wish you a wonderful day

[lady-harrowhark]

[onemorepelican]

Palamedes after hearing Naberius speak once:

[skewered-smiles]

Made a funny during the Olympics.

Without the text and the original lol

Also I know I misspelled ‘leeks’ and ‘Drearburh.’ Please spare me, I’m dyslexic and dumb.

[fatedfragment]

harrowhark nonagesimus brain simulator (ac naomistares)

[skaiplana]

[chilly-weirdo-in-a-tomb]

My dreams are so weird that I’m waiting for the day Abigail fucking Pent shows up and tells me that whatever bullshit my anxiety addled brain has come up with is not how it happens

[thelockedtomb-archive]

"average narrator is unreliable" factoid actualy just statistical error. average narrator is by default reliable. Unreliable Narrator John Gaius, who is simultaneously just some guy from New Zealand trying to save the earth with his fellow nerd friends* & also the most insanely powerful human being** who has had unimaginable control over his subjects for the past 10,000 years, and who handles difficult conversations and emotions with tea, biscuits, memes, and Tumblr references***, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

*and one cop

**"human being"

***this is a totally healthy and mature way to cope with difficult conversations and emotions, actually. ...........

See also: Unreliable Narrator Gideon Nav / Harrowhark Nonagesimus / Nona, & Guidelines for surviving The Locked Tomb

[direlesbians]

okay I cannot find the original to link but here

[jods-duplicitous-sluts]

[teamothlalala]

[non-profit-vamp]

Finished reading The Locked Tomb Series the other day

[johnny---mnemonic]

Big nav vibes

[dangerouslyhungryprocrastiner]

[Turn on audio]

Finally, i finished this shitpost xD.

Hope you guys like it.

The audio is from @thechamberofsecretbooks on Instagram

[doorp]

does anyone remember that one scene in harrow where her thumb gets bitten off and the narration is like “these motherfuckers had a hunger that only thumbs could satisfy.” okay you do please stay with me. I would put money on this being a llamas with hats reference.

I would put money on the bet that Muir originally had the full line but her editor made her cut out the rumblies and change it so that it was only harrows thumb instead of her whole hand so it would be less obvious. I swear to god.

[schizopussay]

The locked tomb brainrot is my way to cope with trauma and depression

[chilly-weirdo-in-a-tomb]

How to make a Gideon Nav cosplay

Step 1. Make a medieval monk’s robe

Step 2. Rip the sleeves off