[neutralbacteria]

[mariosupershowlol-blog]

King Koopa: When I want my feet licked I’ll ask for it! …I want my feet licked

*Underlings begin to lick his feet while creating the most disgusting sound imaginable*

[wereralph]

This is why y'all are nasty

[porterr-robinson]

[maricon-carne]

[wollythedane]

That slap is THROWING me, I might die.

[babyanimalgifs]

tigers chasing a drone

credit: @cnninternational

[sushinfood]

alternative title:

underestimation costs zoo $400 

[trashboat]

that’s an inspire-1 drone, so its more like $4,000 

[impolitecanadian]

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

[d3av3lop3r-deactivated20220730]

[volcainist]

OMFG

[stoneroses]

[beverlyhillsmom]

the article just got better as i kept on reading

[manafromheaven]

A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME

[vamptoll]

This is the future tumblr staff wants

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

[colorofinsanity]

d e s t r o y e d

[perkistani]

[ohshitthisbloghasothercolors]

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

[teaberryblue]

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.

[salty-red-mage]

[hallstein]

Oh wow the music player has a volume control, how conve-

[tangarang]

this is like that one thread where people tried to make the most inconvenient volume slider and tumblr out did them all unintentionally

[deepdickpizza]

[king-garbo-deactivated20190103]

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

[daughter-ofthesea-deactivated20]

crying at what someones tagged this

glaswegian ya fool

[toshio]

everyone at tumblr on december 16, 11:59 PM right before staff bans titties for eternity:

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

The coach is showing those ladies how to walk in qipao 

[candiikismet]

The leg to the side…. ICONIC

[fourhystericalqueens-blog]

me: i don’t really like award shows like the golden globes or the oscars. critics and judges tend to be biased to who deserves the award, especially to animated features. these award shows are mostly for pure reputation anyway-

a fav actor or movie of mine: *wins*

me:

[kaijuno]

I found out Brisk sells Venom Nut Juice

[pyrogina]

are you…. gonna drink it?

[aubreyplazaofficialblog]

What’s the other option? To not?

[bunbunbunni]

The Lego Movie has big dick energy for doing this and I’m thankful