Literally just a pigeon

Usurper of piigeons, who was also just a pigeon

[piigeonss-les-secondes]

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✮Hello! I’m Piige!

✮This blog has no particular rhyme or reason. I reblog a lot of stuff and talk to my mutuals/friends. Sometimes I get into fandoms

✮I go by ANY pronouns. Please use any pronouns. Please. As many as you can. He/she/they/it/neos, I’m good with everything

✮I am a minor, but I’m okay with interacting with adults as long as everything is SFW

✮I reblog any pigeon/dove post I come across (and love to be tagged in them :D) and almost anything some of my mutuals post or reblog. It sometimes includes fandoms (sorry Bin)

✮DNI’s are simple: no bigotry (ie queerphobia, transphobia/terfs, ableism, sexism, racism, etc, etc), no NSFW, no pro-gen AI, and no doomerism. The block button is an awesome thing that should be used

✮English is my (technically) third language, and I sometimes mix up words, expressions and punctuation, feel free to correct any mistakes you see

✮Personal tags are still in the works

Divider credits to @strangergraphics (flower divider), @thecutestgrotto (pigeon divider), @vrtualseraph (the two pigeon gifs)

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[blakesreefium]

@piigeonss-les-secondes

[piigeonss-les-secondes]

Like bowling pins. Beautiful

[legitninjagoleaks]

Mozart has "no plans" of composing music for the fourth season of Lego Ninjago: Dragons Rising.

This is because he died on December 5th, 1791.

[kazoolien]

if you take a canon bisexual character and make them gay and a bisexual person responds upset at your erasure, tons of people side with them and call you out on your erasure

if you take a canon aro and/or ace character and ship them or put them in sexual situations and an aro and/or ace person responds upset at your erasure, suddenly it’s “aro/ace people can date/have sex!” “they’re just playing with their dolls!” “baby’s first time in a fandom!” etc

[miku-earth]

GUYANESE MIKU !!!!! by astrumnm

[greek-orthodox-priest]

a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

[miraclemaya]

i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny

[sackboy166]

[larkandkatydid]

New local scandal is an old woman who will walk down to her mailbox in her robe, then, when no cars are driving by, lay down next to her mailbox as if she’s fallen or been hit by a car. Tourists will stop, help her up, and walk her to her house. Then, after they leave, she’ll repeat this until she’s bored with it.

Her neighbors have called the cops a bunch but have been told that it’s not illegal to fake being an old lady in peril so soft-hearted tourists or newcomers are nice to you. One of the neighbors sometimes yells “oh, get up, Lois!” at her. But overall local sentiment is that this is at least somewhat enviable levels of not giving a fuck.

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Hey

[saaraahka]

Not sure I'm cute enough to get away with being this mentally ill

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[not100bees]

"if somebody gave birth in your house would you let them stay there?" Well first of all America is a bit bigger than my house. Like if there was a person who was proportionate to the Continental United States like I am to my house I feel like we have bigger problems than birthright citizenship.

[koiagain]

tumblr is only good for mutuals and posting This algorithm is SHIT

[halles-comet]

was having a complaining competition with my friend about how even liberal environments don't seem to be able to process gay relationships when you're both pretty feminine and always default to thinking you're just friends and then she whips out "when me and [wife] checked into the honeymoon suite after our wedding reception, still in our white dresses, the hotel clerk went 'you know it's only one bed, right?'"

[dedalvs]

By special request from the LTS Discord…

Who’s more sexually desirable: Scar or Thanos?

No context; no middle ground. Choose your fighter.

Who does it for you?

Scar

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 2

[silkendandelion]

listen I knew it wasn't going to be close but I also didn't think it was going to be from here to the moon