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Keni
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KIROKAZE
Sade Olutola

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JVL
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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art blog(derogatory)
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Origami Around
occasionally subtle

@theartofmadeline
will byers stan first human second
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@nirnrootgarden
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
EXCEPT kEVIN
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
due to personal reasons im running up that hill
knife crow is a dad now omg
this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life
Yes, come on in!
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
…
*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget
the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site
he angery
How could u guys forget….
“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”
I’m WHEEZING.
This is me at every family gathering.
‘and fuck Nancy Grace, too’
a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut
kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes
text your landlord
remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response
briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada
remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states
look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”
remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you
enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday
order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.
exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.
return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open
back up
ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead
release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it
you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways
the door swings open
run up the stairs
open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat
cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home
write tumblr post
“Words cannot verbally explain how I feel after you just uttered that”
[*metal gear codec sound* *solid snake voice* “hrrn, colonel, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards”]
@otherwindow @otherwindow
the fact that bloodstone isn’t in a higher position on this list is indicative of our culture’s anti-goth sentiments
catch me in the club going by Rutilated Quartz
Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:
Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand
Yeah, okay.
I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013
This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone
Lord Licorice though…
Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.
WHAT
HELLO?????????????
IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS
SMSLSKSSKSKSNZKSN
reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once
I had a dream I went to class but only a few people were there. When I asked one of them (a guy who was just staring blankly at the chalkboard) where the rest were, he only said “they’re all awake”.
When I woke up, I realized I overslept and missed my first class.
Purgatory class is in session
justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”
“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second