Who do you think you are I am

Now, not forever

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi x Flower Crowns

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[blignick]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[tockthewatchdog]

[important-cat-pics]

[siahfiles]

if you had

one shot

one opportunity

to sieze everything you ever wanted in one moment

would you capture it

or just let it slip

[varanusniloticus]

Pet dragon 🐲 [by Ryoko Kui]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

It’s been a while since I got a wild text from a wrong number

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Uhhh so warning for nsfw conversations below the break but I had to ask

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

[morallygreyandgreymorally]

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The second one

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Update: woke up to this

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

This is the best question I’ve seen now I’m wondering if he doesn’t have toothpaste

[konoko]

[night-the-starfish]

Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.

[throathole]

[coolmaycroft]

[buzzingroyalty]

game of the year

[dogpuppy]

[madcaker]

[imjunebitch]

queers who unironically hate on furries and kinksters are funny as hell. like awh what's that buddy? you base your moral judgements on your petty disgust rather than intrinsic harm? awh...

you would be homophobic if you were straight.

[anarchistmemedistro]