SFW Alphabet With Jabber Wonger
A/n: Hii I can't find like any SFW for Jabber, like where's the fluff? And I got the letters meanings off of google cus I can't think of that much and I might and a big might do the NSFW alphabet with Enjin or Gris not sure though. But thanks for all the love and support and this is gonna be longer so get your reading caps on!
Paring: Jabber Wonger x s/o reader
Summery: um not sure what to put here it's the SFW alphabet with your boy Jabber
Jabber is very affectionate, just incredibly annoying about it. He's always in your space, leaning on you, poking you, or throwing an arm around you whenever he's bored. On quieter days he'll rub your back or shoulders, but the second he's done, he's immediately demanding the same treatment back.
Jabber isn't great with boundaries. He doesn't usually mean any harm, but he's impulsive and tends to push buttons just to see your reaction. If he accidentally takes things too far and notices tears starting to form or realizes he's genuinely upset you, his attitude changes immediately. It's usually followed by an awkward, quiet "…Oh..My bad." before he gives you space for a while. The funny thing is he'll come back later acting completely normal, but he never actually forgets what upset you. Whether it's a bad thing to avoid or a good thing that made you happy, he keeps it tucked away in the back of his mind.
Jabber is obsessed with cuddling. If he could spend all day attached to you, he absolutely would. When he goes too long without affection, he gets noticeably cranky and starts being rude to everyone around him everyone except you. As for cuddling itself, he's happy either way. Want to be the big spoon? Great. Want him to hold you? His arms are around you before you even finish asking. At the end of the day, he just wants to be close to you, and he's not picky about how it happens. .
Jabber is terrible with dates at first. The first few birthdays, anniversaries, or special occasions roll around and he's genuinely shocked every single time. "What? That was today? No Way" isn't an excuse he actually forgot. After enough times of getting surprised by them, though, he eventually starts remembering. Not because he's suddenly organized, but because you're important to him. Once the date sticks in his head, he won't forget it again, even if he pretends he doesn't care.
Jabber honestly isn't great at relationship maintenance. He'd never cheat or intentionally hurt you, but he gets so comfortable having you around that he starts assuming everything is fine. He loves you a lot, which ironically makes him think the relationship will just stay good on its own. If you sit him down and tell him he's slacking, his first response is usually, "Okay, okay, I get it." like he's brushing it off. The thing is, he actually does remember every word you said. He won't magically change overnight, but you'll notice little improvements afterward. He's trying—just not always as quickly or as obviously as he should.
Jabber has absolutely no middle ground when it comes to flirting. He's either saying something so smooth it leaves you staring at him wondering where that came from, or he's being such a menace that if you weren't already dating him, he'd probably deserve a smack upside the head. Half the time he's teasing just to get a reaction, and honestly, if you do swat at him, he finds it hilarious. The worst part is that he knows exactly when to switch from annoying to charming, so right when you're about to get genuinely mad, he'll drop the sweetest line you've ever heard and suddenly you've forgotten why you were upset in the first place.
Jabber is ridiculously protective, even if he'd never admit it. Someone looks at you wrong? Suddenly they're having the worst day of their life. Someone tries flirting with you? Good luck to them, because Jabber is already appearing over your shoulder with a grin that promises nothing good. He trusts you, but he doesn't trust anyone else around you. The funny thing is he's often more dangerous than whatever he's protecting you from. You're incredibly safe when Jabber's around... well, safe from everyone except Jabber himself. But hey, it's the thought that counts.
Jabber is basically a walking heater. During winter he's amazing to cuddle with because he's always warm, and you'll often find yourself stealing his body heat without even realizing it. The problem comes during summer. Jabber is still just as clingy, but now he's miserable about it. He'll be sweating, complaining, and dramatically flopped across the room, only to crawl right back over five minutes later. Despite acting like he's suffering, he'll still demand hugs and practically beg you to let him lay on you. In his mind, being overheated together is still better than not cuddling at all.
Jabber is not someone who naturally thinks about emotional words like that in a serious way. Before you two are officially together, he doesn’t really register “I love you” as something he’d say or analyze—it just isn’t how he expresses things. But then there’s a moment when everything is soft and quiet between you two. No teasing, no attitude, just calm. And you say it first. “I love you.” He pauses for a second, like his brain doesn’t quite process it properly. Then he shrugs a little.
“…Yeah. That’s nice.” Like it’s casual. Like it doesn’t matter. But he doesn’t move away. Doesn’t joke it off. Doesn’t ruin the moment. He just stays there with you.And after that, something shifts. Because even if he didn’t fully understand it at first, he remembers how it felt when you said it. So a bit later when you’re officially together he starts saying it back in his own way, even if it’s rare and a little awkward.
He gets jealous pretty easily, even if he knows you wouldn’t actually do anything. It’s more instinct than logic, someone gets too close or too comfortable with you and it just irritates him immediately. He doesn’t always say it right away, but he shows it by moving closer to you, cutting into the space between you and the other person, or going quiet in a way that feels sharp. If it keeps going, his attitude turns colder and more blunt, like he’s making it very clear they’re pushing it. Afterward, he sticks closer to you than usual, not really in a soft way, more like he’s grounding himself again by keeping you near.
He’s basically always kissing you or trying to. In the morning, random moments, mid conversation, he just leans in like it’s the most normal thing in the world. If he’s not actively kissing you, he’s probably asking for one, and gets a bit whiny about it when you don’t give in right away. If he goes too long without a kiss, his mood drops fast. He turns into a grumpy, quiet version of himself, hovering near you like he’s waiting for you to fix it. The second you finally kiss him again though, he’s instantly fine like nothing ever happened
He’s not big on words if anything, they’re rare and kind of awkward when they do slip out. He shows love through actions instead. Acts of service is his main thing, fixing things for you without being asked, staying close when you’re tired, or quietly taking care of problems before you even notice them. He doesn’t make a big deal out of it either. It’s just what he does. If he cares about you, he’s there, helping, doing, handling things in the background like it’s second nature. For him, that says everything he can’t always put into words.
He’s not a morning person, but he kind of is at the same time it really depends on you. If you’re still asleep and resting peacefully, he’ll usually ends up relaxing too and ends up drifting right back off, half-draped over you and drooling a little.
If you’re tossing and turning, though, he gets quietly annoyed not at you, but at the fact that you’re not sleeping well. He’ll stay awake, watching over you or adjusting things without saying much.
If you’re already up, he gets up too. No hesitation. It’s less about the time of day and more about following your energy, like your morning decides his.
At night he usually just crashes the second he hits the pillow no effort, just out cold. But even like that, he’s weirdly tuned in to you. If you’re doing okay, he stays relaxed and sleeps deeply, probably tangled up next to you. If he can tell you’re not resting well or you’re going to toss and turn, he gets more alert in his own quiet way. He’ll either rub your back without saying anything or shift closer so his weight helps ground you, like a built-in weighted blanket. He doesn’t make it dramatic, it’s just instinct for him making sure you’re okay before he fully lets himself sleep.
Outings with him are usually simple and grounded long walks, quiet scenic spots, and places where he can just be near you without too much noise or crowding. He’s you know a raider, so he naturally leans toward open spaces, rough paths, or areas that feel a bit untouched. He likes dates where there’s movement involved, walking for hours, exploring somewhere new, or just wandering without a strict plan. He doesn’t need fancy places; if anything, he prefers somewhere he can keep an eye on you and stay relaxed at the same time. Most of the time, he’s not super talkative during it. He just sticks close, occasionally pointing things out or adjusting your path if it looks uneven, like he’s quietly making sure the whole world around you feels a little safer while you’re out together.
He doesn’t really have much patience in the moment not because he doesn’t care, but because he doesn’t always understand right away. When things get overwhelming or confusing, it can build up fast for him and he might step away for a bit to cool off. It never lasts long, though. He doesn’t stay gone for nights or mornings, and even when he’s still a little upset, he can’t hold it against you for too long. He always comes back, just quieter and still a bit tense, like he’s trying to sort himself out. Eventually, you both figure it out together. He learns to come back sooner, you learn how to ground him, and it turns into this unspoken balance where neither of you stay mad for long just enough space to reset, then back to each other again.
He actually remembers you better than people think but only the things that really stick out to him. If it’s something meaningful, emotional, or something that made an impact on either of you, he’ll lock it in and never forget it. Those details become like “facts” in his head. But small stuff? It goes right over him. He’s the type to forget tiny preferences or casual comments unless they’re repeated or tied to a strong moment. It’s not that he doesn’t care it just doesn’t register deeply enough to stay.
The one thing he'll always remember is the first time he saw you asleep. Not because it was dramatic or special to anyone else, but because of how peaceful you looked. Seeing you completely relaxed, comfortable, and safe enough to let your guard down around him hit harder than he expected. For maybe the first time, it really sank in that someone trusted him that much. Even years later, he could still picture it perfectly the way you looked, the quiet expression on your face, and the strange warmth that settled in his chest. Out of everything the two of you experience together, that's the memory he never lets go of.
Jabber can handle space when he has to, but he definitely doesn't like it. If he's away on a mission, he manages, though he gets noticeably crankier the longer he's away especially when it comes time to sleep and you're not there beside him.
After an argument, he's a little more understanding about needing space. He might not like it, but he can respect it and give you time to cool off. But if you're the one leaving? That's a different story. Even if you're just running out to grab food or visit a friend, he's immediately asking how long you'll be gone or if he can come with you. He'll shamelessly try to convince you to stay, and if that doesn't work, he'll settle for tagging along just so he can be near you a little longer.
Teasing is basically Jabber's default language. If he's awake and talking, there's a good chance he's teasing someone. It isn't even always flirting it's just how he interacts with people and shows he's comfortable around them. You get the most of it, of course. He loves poking fun at your habits, reactions, and little quirks just to see your expression. Sometimes it's sweet, sometimes it's annoying, and sometimes it absolutely gets on your nerves. The only problem is that he teases everyone. Every now and then you'll catch him joking around with someone else and feel a little irritated about it, but for Jabber, it's nothing special.
Jabber has a few bad habits, but the biggest one is how little he cares about his own well being. He's already difficult to talk to when it comes to feelings, often brushing things off instead of opening up. But that's one of the smaller issues. The real problem is how he'll come home covered in bruises, cuts, and blood and act like it's completely normal. Half the time you don't even know if it's his blood or someone else's, and he genuinely doesn't seem concerned either way. He'll track blood onto furniture, clothes, or bedding without a second thought, shrugging it off like it's no big deal. Meanwhile, you're standing there trying not to lose your mind. Most of your arguments start because of this because no matter how much he insists he's fine, it drives you crazy that he refuses to take care of himself the way you wish he would
Jabber isn't very concerned with his appearance. As long as he's dressed and functional, that's good enough for him. Scratches, bruises, scars, and messy clothes barely register as problems in his mind. The one thing he puts any real effort into is his dreads. He won't obsess over them, but he does take care of them enough to keep them healthy and maintained. Compared to the rest of his appearance, it's obvious he pays them more attention. It's the closest thing he has to a vanity habit. Not because he wants to look good for other people, but because his dreads are his, and he'd rather keep them in decent shape than let them become a complete mess.
Jabber's wishes are surprisingly simple. He doesn't spend much time thinking about what he wants for the future anymore. Somewhere along the way, his goals became tied to yours. More than anything, he just wants you to be happy. Safe, comfortable, smiling whatever that looks like for you. He doesn't really care where you end up living, what you do, or what kind of future you build, as long as he's there with you and you're genuinely happy.
Jabber doesn't sleepwalk very often, but he does sleep talk. A lot. The funny thing is there's almost no middle ground. Either he's mumbling the most bizarre, nonsensical things you've ever heard in your life, or he's saying the sweetest things imaginable without even realizing it. Sometimes you'll wake up completely confused, and other times you'll be left staring at him because he just casually said something more affectionate in his sleep than he would ever admit while awake. He also snores a little and drools sometimes, though he'd deny both if you brought it up. No matter how tough he acts during the day, sleeping turns him into a complete mess and honestly, it's one of the cutest things about him.
There are very few things that genuinely bother Jabber, but one of the biggest is hearing you talk badly about yourself. He can handle insults aimed at him all day long, but the second you start putting yourself down, he gets irritated fast. He doesn't understand why you'd be so harsh on someone he cares about so much. Ironically, he's just as bad when it comes to himself. He constantly throws himself into danger, comes home injured, and acts like everything is completely under control when it clearly isn't. He hates seeing you treat yourself like you don't matter, while doing the exact same thing to himself in a different way.
Life with Jabber is never predictable. There isn't really a "normal" day with him because his brain doesn't work that way. One day he's dragging you off on a random walk because he found something interesting, the next he's got some completely ridiculous idea that somehow sounded good in his head. Most of the time, he isn't even trying to keep things exciting—it just happens naturally. His thoughts jump from one thing to the next, and you usually get pulled along for the ride. You never really know what you're getting when you wake up beside him, but one thing is certain: life is never boring. Every day brings something new, and somehow that's exactly how he likes it.
