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If the Yunmeng bros are the "I would kick you in the face with high heels for $2" kind of siblings, and the Twin Jades are the "I would cry if I ever accidentally slapped you in the face" kind of siblings. Then the Nie brothers are the weird combination of both
Jiang Cheng: *steps on Fairy's tail* OH MY GOD FAIRY I'M SO SORRY! Fairy, are you okay!? Baby, look at me. Are you hurt? Of course you're hurt, stupid shit I ask! I'm so sorry, Fairy sweetie. Come on, I'll carry you.
Wei Wuxian: *falls head first onto a pavement*
Jiang Cheng: oh you're SOOO horny, you resorted to kissing Mother Earth as well, you HOE-
No disrespect, but I only ship XuanLi because of Jin Ling. I'm sorry, I just think Jiang Yanli could do better. Their fics are cute tho ngl
Mu Qing's name sounds really cute to me personally. Because his name's pronunciation (mu ching) sounds similar to the word cat here in Indonesia, kucing (kuching). And I know that's just coincidental, but that gives me a boost of serotonin
Jiang Yanli would be the kindest mom ever, until Jin Ling loses his Tupperware at school
Wei Wuxian: my mother used to say I should dream big...
Wei Wuxian: so I dream of Lan Zhan, because he has a big-
Random guy: would you ever date a trans woman?
Pei Ming: idk, is she thicc?
Jin Guangyao: I'm just really into brawny guys like Nie Mingjue, y'know? I just think they're really hot
Jin Zixuan: oh- uhh... Uh huh, yea. That's good. I'll always support you- both of you, actually. Valid. Always valid.
~Later~
Jin Zixuan: Yanli, did you know that Chifeng-zun is a brony????
Lan Jingyi: Sizhui thought it was a good idea to bring a third person into our relationship, that's why we are no longer boyfriends
Lan Sizhui: Jingyi, that's a horrible way to say we're getting married and are planning to adopt a child
Song Lan, as a barista: a cup of extremely detailed latte art that I put all my heart into, as you ordered
Xue Yang: thanks
Xue Yang: *stirs the latte while keep maintaining eye contact with Song Lan*
Song Lan: ...
Song Lan: you sick motherfu-
Hua Cheng: Yin Yu likes your butt and fancy hair
Hua Cheng: I know. I literally read his mind
Quan Yizhen, already aware of his cute butt: he thinks it's fancy?
Ain't this A-Qing??
This could be Wangxian too, but this isn't about them
"The most effective way to get back on your nemesis is by fucking their brother."
-Jiang Cheng and He Xuan
Idk how to describe this, but Jiang Cheng is how Fengqing's child would be like
Lan Jingyi: I think Senior Wei wrote my diploma
Lan Sizhui: how do you know?
Lan Jingyi: mine says "bad bitch certificate"
The real moral of MDZS is that slut-shaming will get you (and many more people) killed